What do you think?
Hm. It's close. Not quite slutty enough – I think you need more eyeliner.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Where's Katherine, Elena?
[To Klaus] We've all tried to kill you. And you've tried to kill most of us. How do you think that you deserve my friendship when you've done nothing to earn it?
[Stands up] [Ferociously and savagely] I will not have my hand forced by you OR ANYONE ELSE!
[Also ferociously and savagely] What is wrong with you?! I'm reaching out to you despite everything that you've done, and you still can't get out of your own way. GOD! I feel sorry for you.
[Caroline starts to leave, but Klaus vamp-speeds to block her way.]
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!!!
I SHOULD'VE TURNED MY BACK ON YOU AGES AGO!!!
[Caroline and Klaus stare at each other.]
[Realizes that the pain is gone] It's gone.
What?
The pain. The– the pain is gone. [Realizes that the pain was never in his back] It was– it was never there. He got in my head. Silas– [Points to his own temple] –got inside my head. [Takes Caroline's hand] You took my mind off it. You brought me back, Caroline.
[Caroline turns around and brings her hands to her head, then turns back to Klaus.]
If Silas can make you, of all people, believe that you're dying, what can he do to the rest of us?
You know I don't want the cure. You need to know that I never will and I'm done talking about it. So... will you accept that and let me be who I am, or not?
Believe me, I learned my lesson. Elena without humanity is a stone-cold bitch, and I won’t trust her until we get the old Elena back.
Where's the cure?
What? No I'm here to avenge my annoying little brother speech?
People die. We move on.
(enters the room as she wipes her hand with a towel) I used all your bleach.
Hey. Thank you for helping me.
Yeah… Well, if you need anything else... don't call me. I have a prom to plan.
(smiling) Friends, then?
Are you gonna let Tyler come back into town?... (turns when he says nothing)
You might have noticed... I'm not exactly scouring the earth for him, am I?
You and Katherine? And I thought you were the smart brother.
(indignant) You don't have a smart brother. It turns out I'm just as stupid as the rest of you.
Why don't you just give me the cure so I can judge you silently elsewhere?
And what could you possibly want with the cure?
I want to be human again.
How do you know that being human is the answer you're looking for? I mean, it's nothing but a romantic notion. The grass won't necessarily be greener, Rebekah.
You're probably right. But I don't care. I want to live a simple life as a normal person. And when it ends, it ends. We've had 20 lifetimes together, Elijah. Isn't that enough?
I just don't understand. I mean, why must you always consider our family a burden? Always and forever. I mean, those words are as important to me today as they, as they ever were.
You will always be my brother. And I will never stop loving you. But now it's time for me to live and die the way that I choose, not the way you and Nik want me to.
Elena stole my prom dress. I went to pick it up, and the tailor said that somebody else already did. And when I asked who, she said she couldn't remember. Hello? The vervain is out of the town water supply. She was compelled. (Klaus laughs). It is not funny.
I know. I know.
Then stop laughing. Look, I know that prom isn't important to you, but it's important to me.
Well surely finding another dress is well within your substantial vampire capabilities.
But I don't want just another dress. I want to look hot, like Princess Grace of Monaco hot. So, could you please go back into your creepy trophy case of family collectables and dig me out something of royal caliber?
Why do I feel like we're at a practice run of Caroline's wedding?
Because I think we are.
You are under age.
You are over age, and honestly, it's kinda creepy.
Oh, come on. What bad-ass senior is complete without a prom date that's slightly too old for high school?
Please don't refer to yourself as my date.
Oh, I'm sorry. Your boyfriend. Something I said?
I'm not doing this.
You're not gonna deny that I'm your boyfriend now, are you?
What are you doing? Trying to stir some feelings in me? Ironic, since you, my sire, are the one who had me turn them off.
Yeah, well, hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.
You're nothing to me, Damon.
Really? Then why tell me you're in love with me? Why tell me it's the most real thing you've ever felt in your life?
I told you I loved you because I was sired to you, and now that I'm not, I know that none of it was real, but if you still think that it was, I mean, maybe you're the one who needs help with your emotions, not me.
Let go of me or I will bite you.
Oh, come on. I'm the one who hates to dance, remember?
Yeah, and now I finally see why.
So you're just here to help Rebekah get the cure, right, on what happens to be the most sentimental night in high school.
You think this is my cry for help? I'd be happy to show you what a real cry for help sounds like.
Hmm. So this... Us... You feel nothing?
I feel nothing.
I don't believe you.
I don't care.
So you don't remember what it use to feel like when we would dance? When my hand would touch your waist?
Nope.
How about this... When our fingers would touch?
Nothing.
And this? (Dips Elena) Does your heart really refuse to remember?
(whispers) What heart?
I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?
I see you found a dress.
It's from Klaus.
Hmm.
Don't ask.
You know you have him wrapped around your little finger, right?
If I had Klaus wrapped around my finger, then I would be here with Tyler right now. Are you making any progress with the dress thief?
I don't know. I think it's affecting me a whole lot more than its affecting her.
What do you mean?
Every time I tell myself that I'm moving on, there's this part of me that just can't seem to shake her.
That's normal, Stefan. You guys were in love. That doesn't go away just because you declare that you're moving on.
Then how does anyone ever seem to move on?
I don't know. I think that someday, you'll meet someone new and you'll fall madly in love. And you'll have moved on without even realizing it.
What am I missing?
Silas is appearing to Bonnie as my dead brother, which means he still wants her to do the spell.
So? The nice thing about having no feelings is you don't fear your enemies on the other side.
I'm not worried about my enemies. It's people like Alaric... and Jeremy. The Salvatore brothers are annoying enough as it is, can you imagine if my brother came back to the living? He'd spend every waking hour trying to get my humanity back.
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