Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Look. Silas wants to die and be reunited with his one true love, but he's supernatural, so if he takes the cure and dies, he gets stuck on the other side.
How Shakespearian.
But if he destroys the other side altogether, he can take the cure, die, and pass on. But in destroying it, every dead supernatural being will return to our side.
That means every werewolf, every witch, every vampire. I wonder how many of those you personally killed. Care yet?
You got Lexied?
You're not even covering your tracks. We heard about you back in Mystic Falls.
So Stefan sent you. Hmm. I though we were on the off part of our endless on-again, off-again, eternity-of-misery cycle.
Wow, she [Lexi] sounds dreadful.
She had a Mother Teresa complex.
So let me guess. After many dark nights with Lexi, she convinced you to turn your emotions back on, and that's exactly what you plan to do with me. Hmm.
You read the last page of a book first, too?
How's the cure search going?
Ah. Not great. I mean, it's no massacre in the making, but Rebekah trailed us here. Then in addition to my buddy being a brilliant identity thief, he's also a hoarder.
What are you trying to find?
Will had a repeat customer, 5'7" brunette. Said she was a runner.
Katherine.
Turns out I was helping her run from me. Ironic. Problem is I'm pretty sure that this filing system goes by birthdate, but I can't for the life of me remember Katherine's.
June 5, 1473.
And that, brother, is why you are the better boyfriend.
Do you even know how to read a map?
Yes, and do you know who taught me? My friend Magellan.
Wow! You had a friend. Was he drawn to your darkness, too?
Actually, I was referring to Damon and Elena when I said that, but clearly it struck a chord with you.
It's because it's not true! There is no allure to darkness.
(earnestly) Really? So you've never felt the attraction that comes when someone who's capable of doing terrible things for some reason cares only about you?
I did once, when I thought he was worth it, but it turns out some people can't be fixed.
Damon, what did you do?
Lets just say it involves a 5'7" brunette and her blonde accomplice.
Please don't tell me this is going where I think it is.
Wrong fantasy, brother. Unless you're into betrayal and snapped necks.
That explains it. Your switch is flipped.
Ugh. Would you mind? I can't even hear my prey over your constant babbling.
So let me guess. After many dark nights with Lexi, she convinced you to turn your emotions back on, and that's exactly what you plan to do with me. Hmm.
You read the last page of the book first, too? I'm gonna go get a drink. Many drinks. (goes to the bar)
So you really buy all this?
Not one bit. I know he's after the cure. I'm not stupid.
Well, let's not say things we don't mean.
(as they search Shane's office) What are we even looking for?
Well, if Shane really was working with Silas, chances are he was helping him plan his next move.
Where, on his evil villain to-do list? 'Steal blood, perform 3 massacres, pick up dry cleaning'?
Actually, not to nit-pick, but we evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning, that sort of thing.
(to Stefan about Klaus) Why is he necessary again?
Well, we don't know what Silas can do, so if we do have to go head to head with him, an Original hybrid who can't die might come in handy.
Besides, Stefan and I work well together, or at least we did in the twenties.
You dragged me all the way to New York because you were feeling nostalgic?
No, I dragged you to New York because in a matter of three days, you managed to piss off everyone in Mystic Falls. A little more difficult to do in a city of millions.
(shrugging) I was hungry.
You were reckless.
Emotionless. There's a difference.
Look, all that matters is that when I lived here, I fed like crazy and had a blast and went undetected for years.
Ooh, silver lining. If Rebekah takes the cure, then she's mortal. And then we can just kill her right then and there.
Ooh, dark cloud. Elena stays a vampire forever.
(walking in) (to Klaus) I got your fifty bajillion messages. This better be life and death.
(gruffly) Go away.
Klaus? Where are you? (as she looks around and sees him) What happened to you?
(thinking she's still Silas) I need more time. Stop hounding me!
I'm hounding you? I'm supposed to be running 3 different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me.
Caroline? Is it really you? (as she looks surprised) Prove it to me.
Okay, I don't know if this is some new way of flirting, but it sucks, and I have more important things to do. (tries to leave)
Wait, please. Silas... he stabbed me with the white oak stake. There's a- a piece of it stuck inside me.
Why would Silas attack you?
Well, I was in no position to ask questions. Suffice it to say, I'm hurt. So you can understand why I called you.
You ran Tyler out of town, you killed his mother, and you think I'm the person to call for help?
Klaus': If I die, you, Tyler, all of your friends die with me.
(to Klaus) Oh, my god. You do have a heart. (she moves the pliers deeper as Klaus howls in pain) Oh, my bad. It's just a bloody rib.
Well I'm glad you're finding my misery so amusing.
Ugh, I swear there's nothing in here. And if you think I'm having fun, you're insane.
You killed 12 witches for your friend Bonnie. You can't even get your hands a little dirty for me. Here I thought we were becoming friends.
So what happened to the guy who thought Elena should embrace being a vampire, let the chips fall where they may?
That guy got his neck snapped in New York and this guy is royally pissed off.
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