My sister has gone missing.
Cute, blonde bombshell? Psycho? Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
My sister has gone missing.
Cute, blonde bombshell? Psycho? Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Vampires, hybrids, and originals? No problem. My rebellious brother? I'm worried.
What if he asked you to... jump off a bridge?
He wouldn't. And even if he did, I'd be fine. I'm a hybrid.
OK, so what if he asked you to rip your own heart out?
Again, he wouldn't.
What if he did?
I don't know - then I'd rip out my heart!
Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end.
None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.
And they use their ju-ju to screw with my daylight ring.
He's gonna kill Jeremy.
Not really my problem.
(Elena slaps Stefan)
Then you can go to hell.
When are you going to get it? Stop saving me!
Ric, hey. When did you return to the living?
You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.
My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Yeah, well my brother just chopped of someone's head.
Take it from me. Strange is bad; dead is worse.
Thank you.
No problem.
Not just for this, Damon. For everything. I don't know what I would do if you weren't here.
(sighs) You should know this, Elena. Stefan didn't screw us over. He screwed us over, but he had a good reason.
What?
He saved Klaus to save me. Then he stole the coffins to get even.
Damon, if he did it to protect you, then why would he even do that? What does that even mean?
What does it mean? It means I'm an idiot! 'Cause I thought, for one second, that I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore.
Wait, what are you talking about? Guilty for what?
(looks pointedly at her) For wanting what I want.
Damon,...
No, I know. Believe me I get it. My "brother's girl", and all... (starts to walk away, then stops) No. (turns back) You know what? If I'm gonna feel guilty about something, I'm gonna feel guilty about this. (kisses Elena)
You know, you guys are ruining a perfectly good funeral.
Stefan just grabbed Elena.
Well, he's getting desperate.
He's going to try to use her against you. Do what he says. Get rid of your hybrids.
Or what? Stefan would never dream of killing her.
Are you sure about that? He just tried to behead someone in the middle of a council party. He's operating on crazy right now.
Well crazy or not, that kind of love never dies. He's bluffing.
Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. But if you don't wanna believe him, believe me. I know my brother better than anyone and right now I don't have a clue how far he's willing to take this. So if he says blink, I suggest you blink.
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