This is a sire thing, isn't it? Please tell me this is some weird family extension of your sire bond with Klaus.
I'm here hanging streamers and have glitter all over my hands. If I'm sired to anybody, it's you.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This is a sire thing, isn't it? Please tell me this is some weird family extension of your sire bond with Klaus.
I'm here hanging streamers and have glitter all over my hands. If I'm sired to anybody, it's you.
It's very...Katherine of you.
Not the way to make me feel better about myself, Damon.
It was a compliment. Sort of.
Do you trust me?
Yes.
Then you have nothing to worry about.
I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
Well, technically you could still offer.
Why feed on vampires? Don't tell it's for the smooth after taste.
I had a hand in creating vampires, but bloodlust was never my intention. Over the centuries I learned to feed from the predator, not the innocent.
Your mom is not a problem. I compelled her to go to the church and pray for your friends.
What are you talking about?
(gesturing to the kids at the party) I want you to look around. There is Bonnie, there is Elena and Matt and there's your pretty little girlfriend Caroline. Epic dance was wrecked tonight and who came through with the party? You did
Invite only, vampire.
Here's my RSVP. (pulls out his heart) Hybrid.
What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me!
You’re not supposed to kill Tyler!
(surprised) Katherine.
(pulls the pins out of two wolfsbane grenades) Kaboom.
Hey, Damon, look at me. Hey! We'll survive this. We always survive.
We're never getting Stefan back. You know that, don't you?
Then we'll have to let him go. Okay? We'll let him go.
Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in. (shrugs) Sometimes I let it.
We thought of everything, Elena! Klaus having hybrids. Mikael turning on us. We brought in Katherine so you weren`t in danger. Anything that could have gone wrong, we were prepared!
I don`t understand. Stefan wanted Klaus dead. More than anything. That`s what we were counting on.
We blew it.
Where`s Katherine?
She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad.
The Stefan that we know is gone.
How is Damon handling that?
Damon is... Damon.
I can't drink all this by myself! I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
Hey, so, what's the point of this again?
The point is I'm pissed at Caroline and Bonnie dumped your ass. The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.
Well, you're day drunk. It's not exactly your most attractive look.
Oh? And what is my 'most attractive look'?
I'm not saying that you have any attractive look. I'm just saying...this is my least favorite one.
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