But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Uncle Werewolf Mason Lockwood?
Yeah. And?
I think he’s still a little pissed.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You're...
... dead? Technically, so are you.
You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do.
Tyler can't be helped, at least not while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.
(laughs) Good enough.
I will rip you apart, Lexi.
You can't. I'm already dead.
I don't need revenge, Damon. I need redemption.
Which way?
I don’t know. Flip a coin.
Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
I'm a ghost. Not God.
You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.
Elena (to Stefan): I won't love a ghost for the rest of my life.
I've got a ghost problem to deal with, Caroline. Save the Jeremy problem for later.
Careful where you shine that thing. Bats hate the light.
Wait... what?
As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple archaeological terms: it’s a really, really old story.
Mikael (to Klaus): Some days, it's a miracle you're still alive, boy.
How does he look?
Pasty and pouty.
He'll have to get over it.
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