Are you ever not gonna hate me, Ric?
Doubtful.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How do I fix him?
Get a new boyfriend.
Matt's trying to resurrect his dead sister! I think I'll go deal with that instead.
How did I get home?
I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.
Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that 'Ripper Stefan' was supposed to be the life of the party.
You look, uh, not sober.
Give it to me, I can do it.
No, let me.
Damon, come on!
Elena. You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid.
You played your part of the plan really well tonight. You had Rebekah drooling all over you...and your marshmallows....
Yeah - before she skewered me. I thought you were too drunk to notice.
I was faking most of it.
So was I.
Great work tonight, Ric. Sorry about the car, man. Bummer.
You have to earn the over-nighter.
I consider that a challenge.
I know who you really are, better than anyone, Stefan. I am not giving up.
Elena, do you have any idea how pathetic that makes you?
No, Stefan. (stakes Stefan in the gut) It makes me strong.
Well I don't have time for vengeful Lockwood. When I kill someone, they're supposed to stay dead.
That's what it’s called?
That's what Anna calls it. There's not an official brochure or anything.
All these words. Forgot how much I used to care.
I didn't.
I don't know why this is happening, or when it's gonna stop. But before it's done, I have to do this. (Kisses Anna)
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