Damon (to Jeremy): Gee, thanks, you 16-year-old...child. Why didn't we think of that?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'll be fine.
You could get hurt.
And Elena could die.
(referring to Alice) You know that she isn't going anywhere near my blood, right?
I know. She doesn't.
AAlice
"Kristen Stewart." God, was he obvious.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?! (to Rose) You called him?
I'm sorry , Elena.
You said that you understood.
She lied.
Come on we're leaving.
No.
I said we're leaving.
I'm not going with you.
You do not get to make decisions anymore.
When have I ever made a decision? You and Stefan do that for me. Now, this? This is my decision.
Who's gonna save your life while you're out "making decisions"?
You're not listening to me, Damon, I do not want to be saved. Not if it means Klaus is going to kill every person I love.
...Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.
There's a reason it's called a curse, Tyler.
Time to go. Alice is soundly sleeping and won't remember a moment of this horribly stupid day.
CCody
(bursts through the door) We're here to meet the doppelganger.
Thank you for coming. (begins to step forward)
(grabs her wrist and pulls her back) I will break...your...arm.
I killed you! You were dead!
For centuries now.
However, I did have a little run-in with one of the brothers that killed me.
JMJonas Martin
I assume he didn't live to tell about it.
Actually, I spared him. (pauses) He'd die before he let anything happen to her; they both would.
I don't need an escort to my room.
I don't know - between here and upstairs, there's still time for you do something stupid!
If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.
Elena (to Damon): I don't question why you, and Stefan, and everyone else tries so hard to save me. You shouldn't question why I would try so hard to save all of you.
(pins Elena against the wall) Don't you dare.
Stefan's in there, Damon. How could you let this happen?!
What are you talking about? I was too busy saving you from your crazy Kamikaze mission!
You didn't even have to go after the moonstone in the first place.
It was the right call, Elena!
"Right call"?! How is any of this the right call?! (shoves against him) Damon, let go of me! (struggles harder) Damon - LET GO OF ME! Let go of me! (hits him) Let go of me. Please...
(waits patiently) You done?
Of all the idiot plans, Stefan... I'll find a way to get you out.
Ah, it's alright, I'll...I'll handle myself. Bonnie has the moonstone. Work with her; try to figure out how to de-spell it.
You martyr yourself into a tomb and I get partnered with a semi-competent witch. Wonderful!
Keep Elena away from here.
(scoffs) Yeah, 'cause that'll be easy.
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