Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Okay, so you're saying is the oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Yes.
No.
What they are saying is, I mean if what she's saying is true..
Which it is.
...and you're not just saying it so we don't kill you...
Which I'm not.
...we're looking at a solid...maybe.
She's in denial.
Shut up, Damon.
Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
I'm not in love with anyone.
Wanna try that again?
I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.
Elena (to Katherine): It must be painful to desiccate and mummify. I can't even imagine.
My family, your true ancestors, they disowned me. My indiscretions were not tolerated at that time. I had a baby out of wedlock. Shame.
If you're setting me up in any way, I will rip your heart out and shove it down your throat. Something I'm very good at.
Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have you blood spilled over a silly little rock.
Katherine (to Elena): I will always look out for myself. If you're smart, you'll do the same.
Witches and their spells. So many people to sacrifice. Have you noticed that Elena always kisses you? Lets just say I have been brushing up on my acting skills.
I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town.
Alaric (to Elena and Jenna): Well, I'm naked. So... I'm just gonna go.
Did his eyes turn yellow?
More like...gold with amber highlights.
Ugh.
Please. Come in. There's plenty of room for all of us.
I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Mmm, they're such pretty eyes.
Sound like you guys already have it all planned out.
Yup, we're awesome.
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