Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
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Kramer? Is that you?
Elaine?
What time does Chow Fung start?
I dunno.
(to Elaine) You're killing independent George!
Hello. And welcome to your worst nightmare. I know you're in there, Cosmo Kramer, Apartment 5b. You're in big trouble now. You've been stealing my business. If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door now. Or please select the number of seconds you'd like to wait before I break this door down. Please select now.
She's too good.
Too good?
I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
I see what you mean.
I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.
I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge worthy.
Gum is one of the weirdest human inventions. It's not a liquid. It's not a solid. It's not a food. What is it? It isn't really anything. You know, I mean, it's like a stationary bike for your jaw. Remember when you were in school, and teachers would get all riled up if they caught you with gum? When you're a kid, you think, "What is the big deal?" But as an adult, I can understand it because when you're chewing gum you don't look like you're too thrilled with anything anybody has to say.
Speaking of crazy, did you hear about Lloyd Braun?
What is this thing, anyway?
It's Cornish game hen.
What is that? Like a little chicken?
It's, uh, it's not a little chicken. [laughs] "Little chicken." It's a game bird.
Game bird?
Yeah.
What do you mean? Like, you hunt it?
Yes...
How hard could it be to kill this thing?
Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
Why don't we talk about it another time?
But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
Something's missing all right.
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse!
[ George Steinbrenner is at the Costanza's house to tell Frank and Estelle that George has "died"]
I can’t believe this. He was so young. How could this have happened?
Well he had been logging some pretty heavy hours; first one in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human dynamo.
Are you sure you’re talking about George?
You are Mr. and Mrs. Constanza..
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year! He's got a rocket for an arm… You don't know what the hell you're doing!
Well, he was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people love Ken Phelps's bat. They kept saying, “Ken Phelps. Ken Phelps.”
[Message on Jerry's answering machine after being informed of George's "death" by Steinbrenner]
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back.
Hey, hey, hey. I'm getting a vibe here. What, are you unhappy with our arrangement?
What arrangement?
I was under the impression that I could take anything I wanted from your fridge, and you take whatever from mine.
Well, let me know when you get something in there.
All right, I tell you what. You look like nice people. I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda.
What?
Soda. S-O-D-A. Soda.
I don't know, it sounds a little strange.
All names sound strange the first time you hear 'em. What, you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?
I don't feel like taking a ride. Do I have to take a ride?
He doesn't wanna take a ride.
Uh-huh.
What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands!
Thousands?
What? D'you think you're such a big shot now because you got a Cadillac?
[dismissive] Ahh!
[dismissive] Ahh!
Do you believe that guy?
[sarcastically] Ahh!
Alright, are you ready to eat?
Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner.
Dinner? What time is it?
It's 4:30
4:30? Who eats dinner at 4:30?
By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5.
I don't understand why we have to eat now.
We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95. You know what that cost you after 6?
Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?
You're not buying us dinner.
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!
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