CWCave Witch
[to audience] I have seen YOUR future as well: you will soon suffer an eternity of COMMERCIALS!
[She cackles wickedly]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[after using snapping turtle bikini wax] No more unsightly nubs!
You know what, Pinocchiochiochiochiochiochiochio? You're funny.
PPinocchio
Funny? Why... there's nothing funny about being made of wood.
...wuzzat you say?
PPinocchio
I sure wish I was a real boy, like you!
Uhh...yeah...well... I gotta go!...
PPinocchio
Yeah! And the only way for me to to become a real boy, is to devour the flesh of the real boy. Can I please eat your flesh?
AAH! [running in terror]
[After being trapped in the story-book] Someday, you will all PAY. [her voice echoes throughout the room as the episode ends]
[thinking a really big kid is Mandy because his eyes are so bad] Boy, Mandy, you've been packing on the pounds lately!
[Billy is terrified at the thought of visiting the optician]
NOOO! He'll steal my soul!
Well, if he doesn't, I get second dibs.
[From Billy's point of view, Grim and Mandy appear to be drawn in anime style]
彼 の 目 は まだ きちがい だ。[His eyes are still wrong]
Hmm.
I can't understand a thing you're saying! [Grim zaps his eyes again. Billy now sees Grim and mandy in a child's cartoon] Mandy? Grim?!
[happy voice] I finally think he's back to normal. [Child Mandy giggles. Billy's eyes turn angry and show Grim in each one]
[roars] Oh, so you're laughing at me?! Gimme that! [snatches Grim's scythe] You're trying to mess with me, aren't ya, Grim? Well, I'm not gonna letcha! Ya hear?! I'm not gonna letcha!
I assure you, your suspicions are completely unfounded. Mandy and I are only here to help you.
[babbles crazily; his teeth rattle] Stay away from my eyes! [He swings the scythe at them]
Billy, this is madness! [Billy chases them, swinging the scythe at them]
ARGH!
NNigel
'cause i'm being hunted by the darkest most evil villain to ever walk the face of the Earth!
[whispers] Lord Mouldybutt. The mere mention of his name causes things to break.
I am a golf ball. I am a golf ball. Oh, what a golf ball I am.
You DO realise that you're watching static?
Yeah.
It's our picnic fixings!
Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. You remember what happened last time, don't you?
[flashback to Billy, Grim and Mandy at a picnic in the park]
Please pass the egg salad.
SSasquatch
[popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
[grabs Billy and runs away]
Ahhhh! Somebody help me!
[Grim and Mandy go back to eating, flashback ends]
Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?
[coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?
Billy want us to go on a picnic.
No way, José. You remember what happened last time?
[shows the same flashback of Billy, Grim and Mandy having a picnic]
[coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?
Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.
A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!
[shows the same flashback again]
[coming into the room] What is this, a party?
Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!
After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?
[goes to flashback again, only this time, it shows Harold putting on a sasquatch suit behind some bushes]
[off screen] Please pass the egg salad.
[leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
[is heard running off with Billy]
Ahhhh! Somebody help me!
[flashback ends]
[Laughs] I say we let the boy go!
Rock on!
[Singing] Walking in the woods, walking in the woods, just lookin' for a place where to eat all our foods! [A scruffy Yogi Bear peeks out of the bushes, his eyes bloodshot and clothes torn]
YYogi
Psst! Psst! Hey, little girl. Come here for a second. [Billy comes over to him] That's a nice pic-a-nic basket you got there.
Yeah, it's OK. [Pause]
YYogi
You got some nice sandwiches in there, I bet.
Sure, I suppose.
YYogi
[Steps closer] I think this is a good place for your pic-a-nic.
[Uneasily] Yeah, I don't know.
YYogi
[Bends down to take the basket] Here. Let me set it up for you. [Booboo, who is also scruffy and ugly, sticks his head out of the bush]
BBBoo-Boo
You get the food yet, Yogi?
YYogi
Shhhh!
L-look, I think I really gots to get going.
YYogi
Hey, that's cool, man. Let me just... gimme that basket! [tries to grab the basket, but Billy runs away]
BBBoo-Boo
[who is fat with big nipples] Don't let him get away! [Yogi gives chase, waving his arms in the air and yelling gibberish. He stops, gets down on all fours and sniffs the ground while Billy hides behind a tree]
YYogi
I know you're close, you dirty human!
Hey, I'm not dirty, I just had a bath fifteen days ago! Oops! [He covers his mouth as Yogi glars at him. He then chases him again] Aah! Aah! [Billy runs into a cave] Hey, ya dumb bears. You can't get me now. I'm in a cave.
YYogi
He's right, Booboo. We bears are terribly afraid of caves.
BBBoo-Boo
Why are we so lame, Yogi?
KBKing Beardbottom
We're stuck with mushrooms! Here, try one.
It tastes like my cat!
KBKing Beardbottom
They taste like EVERYONE'S cat! It's been 300 years and I STILL hate the taste. I've worked with mushrooms for so long, even my sweat SMELLS like 'em! Here, take a whiff.
[Sniffs Beardbottom's armpit] Whew, you ain't kiddin'!
[the King Beardbottom is telling the story about the origins of the war]
[appearing in the flashback] Hey, wait a second! Hold up. How can you be mad at the Elves? You chose to trade cookies for mushrooms!
DDruid
Hey, did that kid just step into the flashback?
ODOther Druid
What manner of sorcery be this?
CTCensoring Trooper
Alright, listen up, you little radish munchers, this battle is about to become way too exciting to show our younger viewers! So, instead, I will show you this soothing image until the fight is over. SWEET MOTHER OF FOG YOU SHOULD SEE THIS! Cookies and mushrooms flying through the air like June bugs in a swamp! Whew it appears to be over, let's go back to the- Whoa-ho-ho! That was entirely my bad! I misread the signals! I knew a guy named "Joe". He misread the signals in a combat situation - now he eats everything through a mechanical straw! Wait, battle's over! Carry on...
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