Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(while going through a box of Dr. Venture's old things) Ah, neat! You wrote a fan letter to the Herculoids when you were ten? (Hank snatches the letter away from Dean) Hey!
Hey, horses! (reads letter) It's not a fan letter, he calls them hippies for not fighting in Vietnam. (The Grand Inquisitor snatches the letter) Hey!
Grand Galactic Inquisitor: IGNORE ME!
What're you doing here?
Yeah, well -- you never seemed to use the boat, so... I kinda started sleepin' here. Only a couple nights a week at first. You try findin' a job with nothin' on your resume but fake ghost pirate--
Get to the point!
Yah yah! Geez. Anyhoo... I wakes up one day and there's this little fella standin' there. And he tells me it's his boat now, on account a'yer pa 'et him up when he was wee! He hired me on as the ship's captain! So really, it's kinda more my boat than yours at this point.
Jesus Jones! (pause) Ah, now there was a band.
(waking up from a bizarre dream) Oh, I thought I was done with those crappy dreams.
That was a weird one.
Great, you can read my mind.
IGNORE ME! (pause) Yes, I can.
(upon entering Colonel Horace Gentleman's private chambers) Are you t'home?
Check this out. (reading Colonel Gentelman's journal) Dear diary, another dreary party at the Frosts' Flat, but oh the bitches were in rare form tonight!
Skip ahead. Maybe later he talks about grandpa's thing.
Wait, there's some kind of a list. Could be a clue! ""(continues reading) Toys Colonel Gentleman wishes he had when he was a lad but weren't invented yet: Micronauts, The Scooby-Doo Monster Game, Which Witch, AT-AT Imperial Walker, Stay Alive: The Survival Game...
What is that, code?
(after reading Colonel Gentleman's journal) "Colonel Gentleman's good names for an imaginary friend." "Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth" They go on and on. This is a crazy person's diary.
Are you cops?
Sally, there's something I need you to do for me before we go off and live happily ever after.
Oh Dr. Venture, anything! Just do one thing for me. Pinch me, because I must be dreaming! I can't believe you're really here!
It's okay, lady. I see him too!
(sighing with disgust) This is just wrong, man, even for you. Look at her!
I have watched you pull a man's eyes from his head and make him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerves!
At least I didn't break his heart.
You don't know that.
Prof. Richard Impossible: You see, Dr. Venture, I found the piece your father hid in the foundation years ago. Then I thought about you in physics class. You were a daydreamer, a sass-mouth, and, not infrequently, a bit of a gigglepuss. Somehow I doubt twenty years of amphetamines and failure have done anything to improve that.
Someone left a baby! (after a pause, he reluctantly picks up Rocket)
(babbles)
Grand Galactic Inquisitor: IGNORE ME!
Please! This is important!
What could be more important than your family, Richard?
(baffled by the question) Sssssss-science?
(as Brock bolts his cheek to a wall) Of all the intolerable bugaboos!
(exiting a taxi) Good news, sample subjects of Earth! The glorious moment of judgment is upon you!
Hey! It's eight-twenty on the meter, stretch!
IGNORE ME!
Oh, Rusty. You were never alone. Those stars... well, okay, you can't see them right now because we're in the city, but those stars, they're always watching us.
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