GRGaheris Rhade
About this "Best Man" job…
Uh… yes?
Does it always involve drunken bachelor parties and half-naked dancing girls?
Pretty much, yeah.
In that case, I accept.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
CBCharlemagne Bolivar
There are at least three good reasons you shouldn't let the Sabra-Jaguar Pride join your new Commonwealth: We are renowned for our treachery; we are at war with the Drago-Kazov Pride; and we will constantly remind you of your genetic inferiority. Now, here's the upside: We are renowned for our treachery; we are at war with the Drago-Kazov Pride; and, did I mention, we command the third-largest fleet in the known worlds.
And, in the case of an emergency, the ship can be piloted from the gunnery nose.
CCharlemagne
Emergency? You mean in the event that the Command Deck crew is reduced to a fine red mist and splattered across the walls in a bloody mural?
That would qualify, yes.
HHöhne
Fascinating! And do such emergencies happen with a degree of frequency, or are they a rare occurrence?
What would you like, Jaguar?
CCharlemagne
The usual: Hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space, and the pleasure of hearing that all my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me. And you?
[laughing] The usual.
This is Captain Dylan Hunt of the Andromeda Ascendant.
[gunfire]
Apparently, they've heard of you.
My prince, if you rely on people to play by the rules, your reign will be sad, violent, and short.
EErik
Our entire defense fleet…
Rommie, how long would it take for you to destroy that fleet?
6.2 seconds.
That long?
A Glorious Heritage class cruiser – like the Andromeda – could completely depopulate a world – like Ne'Holland – in under two minutes. More tea?
[Rommie uses planetary warfare pods to kill snipers]
EErik
You are just like Tyr!
No, I'm better.
(referring to Elssbett) She didn't salute! Shouldn't she salute?
Well, I'm thinking that maybe she went to the Beka Valentine School of Military Discipline.
Great, "Start the revolution without me!" Anything else I can do for you? Transmute the elements? Reverse entropy? Make you a sandwich?
It will take a great deal more than a whispered promise to extract from me any more information than I have provided already. However, [whispers] you are oh so very welcome to try.
Uh, Dylan, now would be the time for one of those crazy, desperate, this-just-might-work ideas.
Oh, I've got one, I was just hoping I wouldn't have to use it.
Tell them the truth. Tell them...That life is inherently unfair, and the wise only fight battles they know they can win.
I don't believe in destiny. I don't even believe in density, except in the heads of Perseids – it's a compliment – I believe in Seamus Zelazny Harper. I cogito, therefore I sum, and I sum to cogito that damn machine right out of existence. Capice?
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