Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Am I mistaken, sir, or did you just grant complete strangers unlimited access to this ship?
Why, yes, I did. That way, we can monitor them closely and see what they do with it. There's something not quite trustworthy about them, don't you think?
Your occasional bouts of deviousness never fail to surprise me, Captain.
The fact is, even in the old days, fully loaded, crewed and armed, the Andromeda was only an even match for a Pyrian torchship. In case anyone hasn’t noticed, we’re not fully loaded, armed, or crewed, and the Pyrians have had 3 centuries to improve their technology.
…Not the best pep talk you’ve ever given.
Oh, you want a pep talk. Okay, uh, do your jobs, don’t screw up, and we’ll get out of this alive… Maybe.
Alcohol doesn't affect me the same way it does you.
Yeah, right, like that time on Diphda 5. Next, you'll tell me you've got a hollow leg.
No, but I know where to get one.
(to Hsigo) I know this may be a stretch for you, but think. You're twice as big as me, and you look pretty scary, but I'm still standing up to you, so either I'm crazy, or I am really, really dangerous. Would you like to guess which? … I didn't think so.
[an alien has been shot up by the entire bar]
Damn.
Got that right.
No, I wanted to use him.
Well, as he is he would make an interesting conversation piece.
Ah, the Basilisk. Funny how no one ever names their planet-killer the "Fluffy Bunny".
Friends? That's crazy! AI's don't have any…
Any what? Emotions? You'd be surprised.
I have a security clearance so high, I have to kill myself if I remember I have it – and I'm not allowed past the front gate.
I gave you my best offer. You have 73 seconds to change my mind.
73 seconds, huh? That sounds about right.
You're right. This might have been easier had we been able to follow your plan.
Damn! That was almost an apology!
It was nothing of the sort.
Warning – specified proximity exceeds safety margin.
Override safety protocols, authorization code: "Shut up and do what I tell you!"
Authorization accepted.
You're not so bad, as far as kludges go. I have to admit, I like you – I really do.
Enough not to kill me?
Well, no, but I promise to feel bad about it after.
Until now, all I cared about was Tyr, and what he stole from us. Now I care very much about you.
Well, you see, that's what the universe needs more of – people caring for each other. Have a good trip out.
Yeah, sure, that explains everything. No chance that they've been left alone because they're a bunch of cannibals, or killer robots, or…
Harper!
What? You're gonna say I'm wrong? C'mon, every single High Guard remnant we've encountered has been psychotic, evil, or both… Present company excluded, of course.
Of course.
You should never trust any Nietzschean… except me.
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