“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Assassins have been known to be eccentric.

Not Tyr. Err, overbearing, self-righteous, vain, vicious, brutal, way too serious and a little big, yeah, but eccentric? No.

Beka

Hey, I read the first officer's job description. 'Playing Devil's Advocate' – it's on page three.

What is it Rev Bem always says? The universe doesn't always give you what you want. It gives you what you need.

[Regarding a list of much-needed but expensive parts for the Andromeda] OK, I can get most of this stuff, but we'll have to rig for a quick getaway.

Harper –

Dylan

Harper, we're not gonna steal anything.

Thank you.

Tyr

Well, what would you suggest?

Dylan

There's an old Earth custom, Tyr. It's called a garage sale.

Tyr

What's a garage?

C'mon baby, gimme some sugar. [Beka extends a forcelance] What the hell is that?

Beka

Sugarcane.

Beka

Trance, do not let him buy you off with a backrub. This is Sam Profit we're dealing with.

Trance

I think you're just cranky from the gravity. Why don't you just think of it as a way of decreasing his corporate resources? [to the masseur] Now, let's start with the tail.

Sid

Tell me about Ignatius. I..I'm really sorry that I missed his funeral.

Beka

You didn't miss much. "Eject cargo pod: Yes/No"

Tyr

I wish you would stop looking for beauty in things that want to kill us.

Sid

Flash. It's the ultimate edge. You'll love it. 5 milligrams today, 5 milligrams tomorrow, and the next day you will be selling your first born for just 1 milligram more.

Tyr

I think it's quite possible she may have taken advantage of your generosity and gone back into business for herself.

Dylan

Because that's what you would do?

Tyr

Not after warning you.

Sid

My feeling is that when it comes to destroying evidence, nothing beats a sun.

I really should shave those little hairs off the back of my neck.

I've discovered something disturbing about Lt. Pearce.

What, that she's a psychotic android with a grudge?

I was going to say that she's not on the crew manifest.

Beka

You missed Tyr's cavalry act.

Tyr

They were playing Wagner. It's the most fun I've had in about six months.

Tyr

I'll teach you rule Number 1. You never aim a gun at someone unless you intend to use it.