“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Hello Tyr. Have you come to join me in meditation?

Tyr

Meditation is for weak people with troubled minds. Is your mind troubled?

You have an interesting way of starting a philosophical discussion.

Dylan

Talking to yourself is the first sign of mental collapse.

[simultaneously as avatar and hologram] Only for wetware.

Dylan

Any of your prayers been answered, Rev?

Many, just not today.

Dylan

I like them.

Beka

Yeah, but you like everyone, even people who try to kill you... especially people who try to kill you.

It's a teleporter… It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector, and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues.

Beka

I think Mr. Heisenberg would object.

Beka

Careful, Harper. That is one of Trance's plants.

I know.

Beka

She loves them.

I know.

Beka

She gives them names.

Trust in the Harper, the Harper is good. It goes in here... [Plant disappears] ...and it comes out there. [Plant reappears and explodes]

Beka

I believe she called that one "Walter".

Dylan

[to Rommie] When I touch you, do you feel me, or do you measure the pressure of my fingers against your skin? When I speak, do you hear me, or do you interpret an acoustic wave? I can't be objective about this, I'm not a machine.

I must say, the prospect of tearing you apart particle by particle and re-assembling you on a ship 300 years in the past is quite exhilarating. We admire your devotion to science.

Tyr

I can usually spot a planet. They're large. I have good eyes.

The majority of prisoners benefit from the smooth and efficient operation of the system. You are disrupting it. Why can't I make you understand that?

Poor communication skills?

Dylan Hunt

Eureka Maru, permission to land.

Tyr

[realizing what must've happened] Dylan.

Beka

You know, I'm really starting to like that guy.

Which explains why the two fish-necks get to hang out with the hot chick with the lungs. In fact, I think I will sit next to the lung lady.

And create a major diplomatic incident? I don't think so.

Beka

What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?

Good heavens! What kind of dinner parties have you been to?

Interplanetary pitchman, Seamus Harper.

Beka

I'm sorry. Was that Seamus or "Shameless" Harper?

Tyr

I think that's the most pathetic and ill-planned excuse for an assassination I've ever seen. And... I speak as one who has had some... slight... experience in these matters.