Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]
You fell for it!
[laughs] We got you got good this time, sucker!
Only a few seconds left! 10. 9. 8.
7. 6. 5. 4. 3.
Spit it out, Kirby!
Here...
We...
GO!!!
[Kirby's face becomes red and glows, and he then starts to spit gray smoke from his mouth, at such a force and speed that he is sent flying up in the air while spitting out more smoke]
Oh dear.
He's worse than heartburn.
[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]
Kirby.
Oh no.
He looks barbecued.
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!
Oh.
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!
[All the Cappies exclaim in once]
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!
[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?
He was blown away by it, Sire.
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.
Huh?
In the market for a monster, Big D?
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.
You're joking, right?
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.
And wrap it up really pretty too.
You sure you guys are feeling all right?
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!
Who's it from?
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.
His what?
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.
Is Kirby really!?
Poor old Kirby.
All those explosions were simply too much for him to take!
[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]
So, Kirby's in there?
Hard for him. What was left.
[gasps, then cried] KIRBY!!! [whimpering as he starts having flashbacks of Kirby in his mind. Back in reality, he tears up] ...I'm sorry!..
[Dedede and Escargoon start crying in front of Kirby's grave, while Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies, still crestfallen, are standing in front of it]
It's all our fault!
Forgive us, Kirby! That prank was His Majesty's idea, but I was the one who came up with the time bomb part! For once I wish I weren't so brilliant!
[As he hitting Escargoon on the head] Now I wish you was dumb as me! [crying continues]
If only that were possible.
I never would have played that prank if I never knew this was gonna happen...I wish I could go and take it all back!
Unfortunately, it's too late.
But there's got to be something I can do.
You can't do start by promising not to play any more practical jokes on your subjects!
I PROMISE!! [crying] Here, Kirby. This one ain't got no time bomb.
I'm sure he'd like that a lot.
I MISS YOU KIRBY OL' BUDDY! [cries]
I think Dedede is really sorry.
I agree.
Looks like he learned his lesson.
[Kirby then jumps out of his fake grave, and eats the watermelon. Dedede and Escargoon scream]
He even got a hungry ghost!
Oh, Kirby.
[Tuff groans]
Kirby's not a ghost. The runt's still alive! A-ha! You were all playing a trick on His Majesty, weren't ya?
[whimpers, then loudly cries tears of joy] I'M GLAD HE'S OKAY!!!
You are?
It was dull bein' ruler of Dream Land before you came along. I need me an enemy!
The king really has changed.
In his own twisted way he cares about Kirby.
Kirby...
Don't you think you should check and see what it is first?
Quiet! [as he proceeds to hit Escargoon with his hand]
That's no toy!
No way!
I'm glad to see my present such a big hit!
The card says: This is Chuckie. Made especially for Kirby by Nightmare Enterprises.
It's a monster?!
[the townsfolk celebrate Kirby's victory]
Every day's Kirby appreciation day.
You've got a card, Sire.
Huh? Somebody appreciates me too.
Here. Let's see. It's a bill from Nightmare Enterprises. They want 9 million D-Bills for that monster.
[whimpers, then cries loudly] THEY ONLY APPRECIATE MY MONEY!!
[Kirby is hoisted into the air at the end of this episode]
Stick a sock in it, slug-mug! We gotta find out why today's so special!
Daddy's a little nervous. He's always that way on our anniversary.
[to Sir Ebrum] How come you always act so weird on your anniversary? I don't get it. It's the same thing every time.
Though we've been married for years, I've never given your mother a ring.
Well, what do you think? Ain't that the most jaw-droppin' eye-poppin' rock you ever seen?
There you are, my twinkling little treasures. I bet none of you's made of glass. Little does King Greedede know I've been collecting you glittery goo-gahs for years!
Quiet! It is my royal duty to hog every treasure in this here kingdom!
Just what the doctor ordered, eh, D-Man?
Is this what you were lookin' for? Looks like I got it first!
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