FFryclops
I have total control of the Waddle Dees, thanks to my delectable cooking!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
EEverybody
Happy Mayor Blustergas Appreciation Day!
You two wouldn't understand appreciation days because you're too self-centered to appreciate anything!
It's not hooey! It's a way to honor our friends!
Does this mean I ain't getting a gift?
I'd be shocked if they gave you a card.
We'll see about that!
I think you'd be a much better candidate for something like "Take Your Tyrant to Lunch Day!"
Must be somebody out there appreciates me!
Oh, I wouldn't bet on that. [to Waddle Doo and Waddle Dees] Do you guys know anybody who appreciates His Majesty?
Nope. Nobody.
[offscreen] Don't you appreciate the king?
I prefer not to say.
[As Dedede growls] I have somebody who appreciates me.
You liar, they're ain't nobody who appreciates you none neither!
Is too!
Who could ever appreciate a slug-less slime maker like you. [laughs]
It really hit the spot.
I'm gonna hit your spot if you don't hush!
[laughs] ♫ I detect a hint of jealousy. ♫
[King Dedede screams in angrily]
I know Dedede can be mean and nasty and selfish, but deep down, he really just wants to be loved. If we gave him a present, maybe he'd feel loved, and change his ways.
Wait a second, Dedede! Kirby didn't mean to make you mad, he was just trying to show you he cares by giving you something he likes.
That's more than anybody else did.
Nobody 'round here appreciates me, so I'm gonna start up a brand new tradition in Dream Land! There gonna be no more appreciation days. From now on, we only celebrating Dis Days!
Please, take it down! I don't deserve this!
Sorry, Kawasaki. King's orders!
[Kawasaki whimpering]
Maybe we should give this diss thing a try.
And it sure beats having to buy him a present.
You do have a point there, Gus.
Kawasaki deserves a little dissing.
His food disses all our stomachs.
[Cappies laughing after throwing those pies at Chef Kawasaki]
[offscreen] Drop those pies!
[All the cappies exclaims in once]
I expect this from Dedede but not from you!
Oh.
Hello, Tiff.
We're only doing what the king said we had.
Tomorrow's your Appreciation Day, Chief Bookem. But I guess it's your Dis Day now.
Oh, that's alright. Don't bother.
I thought so.
Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.
Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next!
[King Dedede and Escargoon laughing evilly]
I guess I was wrong of think Dedede have a change of heart.
You were wrong to think he had heart.
Deep down I'm sure he wants to be good just like the rest of us do.
I think he's rotten no matter how deep down you go.
Even so I--[She notices Kirby is missing] Kirby?
Huh?
Where'd he go?
[Kirby is lured by a watermelon once again. King Dedede and Escargoon prepare the watermelon time bombs]
Sire, be more careful of this plan old backfire!
Look at these things got me all taking out. I sure wish Kirby would hurry up and get here.
Just make sure those watermelons you squatting on don't get crushed, Your Majesty. And don't forget they've all been hollowed out and have time bombs inside them.
[offscreen, angry] What's going on!?
This might be some kind of trap, Tiff.
[As she attempts to walk near the wagon] I think I better take a closer look.
NO! NO! STAY AWAY!
DON'T COME NEAR!
[Kirby latches onto the watermelon cart, pushing King Dedede and Escargoon down with it]
Sire, we have to get out of here.
What's the problem? It's only a watermelon patch.
You're forgetting about our explosive surprise.
Oh yeah. Don't eat yet, Kirby!
Those watermelons won't blow up till the timers go off.
So we got time to get away.
I got an idea. [He whispers something to Dedede]
Then I'll prank and still work.
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