Whatever he paints comes to life: even the most dangerous things.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Majesty, have you forgotten you're supposed to return these paintings in perfect condition?!
You must be cleaning this castle with your eye-shut. It's filthy! [He blows the dust at Escargoon]
[coughing] I dust this dump every day! I can't be a full-time housekeeper and a full-time lackey.
Well, you better find a way you out of here.
But sire, I need this rotten job.
It's time for my massage.
[Escargoon massaging Dedede on a back, grunting]
Quit wimpin' out. Pull a little muscle into.
How's this?
LOUSY! This is how you give a massage!
[screaming as Dedede stretching his arms] Uncle! [thuds] That wasn't too relaxing.
Guess I'll have to pull harder next time. [laying down on a beach lounge chair] Fetch me a toothpick and my monster catalogue.
[Escargoon scowls]
[Being serious] What you waiting for!?
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried]
My monster catalogue.
Ugh. I've forgot. [He scurried again]
Magnifying glasses.
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried once again] Here.
I want me a cup of tea.
[He scurried again once more] Yes, Sire.
Too cold.
Right. [He keep scurried]
Too hot.
[He scurried slowly, panting] The King's runnin' me ragged here! I wish he'd give me some time off to take a trip! [He tripped on a carpet as the cup of tea spilled on his head, screamed in pain] Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea!
Escargoon!
His Highness does care about me. Oh, Si..[Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]
You spilled tea on my carpet!
But Sire, I'm bound to make mistakes when you overwork me and don't give me a break.
Well if you fooled up again I'll give you plenty of breaks from head to toe.
Hmph! You snail-driver! I'm tired of being harassed, tired of being insulted, and tired of being tired!
Escargoon! This your pea-brained idea of a joke?!
No, Sire. I built this robot to make life easier for us both. Escar-droid will be at your command twenty four hours a day!
That robot was built sturdy, but it only took a day for me to bust its bolts.
EDEscar-Droid
MUST. CRUSH. KIRBY.
NMN.M.E. Salesman
Escargoon's droid has now transformed itself from a peaceful servant robot into a lethal combat robot; fully armed and ready to do battle!
[warning Dedede] Just don't touch it!
I hate it when you tell me "Don't". That means I gotta do! [He hits Escargoon with his mallet] Let's see. [He presses the button of Escar-Droid]
BBonkers
Look for him.
You want me to tell you Kirby's future?
BBonkers
Kirby, in here?
Ha ha! I bet ya Kirby went on a banana-eatin' binge and gobbled up all his food supply!
What? A gorilla hammering folks on a head?
I heard that if you don't give 'im money or bananas, he gets real mad, and that's when he strikes.
He sounds like a bill collector which means he'll come here for the nine million we owe N.M.E..
So how much would nine million be if we pay him in bananas?
Huh? I don't know the exchange rate for fruit.
Well, ain't no bullying bill collector gonna knock on my royal noggin'! Throw that gorilla into whose gal!
Let's hope he doesn't make a chimpanzee out of you. [Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]
Hey, Waddle Doo! Go and get that gorilla!
Let's move it!
TTiff
Kirby's in big trouble if that gorilla can track him down before we do.
You dog-gone dirty ape!
TTuff
Yeah! Why would a big gorilla be lookin' for Kirby?
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