[screams] Look at that thing!
Looks kinda familiar!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[laughs] Escarsaurus sure is a dino wimp, I'd say.
Give him all you've got, Escarsaurus! Tackle that tub of lard!
[to Chief Bookem] That dinosaur has your face!
Something about that dinosaur looks familiar.
Have I gone mad, Samo, or did those dinosaurs look just like you and me?
They did indeed. But I must admit, I find you much prettier.
I hope so.
That dinosaur looks just like me!
She even has your personality!
Yaaaiie suikaa poyoo!
It would be foolish to destroy my laboratory.
Hey, he looks just like me!
It's a Kawasakisaurus!
Thanks to your invaluable tip, Tiff, I have achieved what I believe to be my greatest creation. By using Star Warrior DNA, I have created the ULTIMATE MONSTER!! [evilly laughs and turns into a monster]
After droppin' off your artwork, please note down your name, address, and telephone number in the sign-in book.
This is real art! I've never seen anything so breathtaking before! We have to tell everybody about 'em!
[points to a huge, cross-eyed version of himself] Right here, that's me. Since I'm what you'd call the star of this here paintin', I'm smack-dab in the middle! You'll note the perspecticles, and I put a big old impressionistic Sun [a red circle with lines coming off it] up there, see? [Points to his small castle, and a huge misshapen-looking Escargoon next to it] Right there is my castle, and right next to it is Escargoon. Note the lack of depth. [points to an awkwardly-angled version of Mayor Len Blustergas with noodle arms and two giant angry Pac-Man-like sheep behind him] This here's the Mayor being chased by his sheep. [points to a misshapen Kirby in the corner of the painting] And this here's Kirby. He's being chased by me! See, I drawed him all lumpy to express his inner lumpiness!
[angrily hopping up and down] POYO! POYOOOO!
Original art can get kinda step there, Big D. One alone could set you back a cool two mil'. Why not just order a monster who could paint for ya?
Ain't you done yet?
KDKing Dedede's portrait
What'd you think?
I'm see a thing! [He runs near the portrait, but the giant portrait of Dedede was materializing to life]
KDKing Dedede's portrait
I'll show you who's ruler 'round here!
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