Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Now that them bothersome animals is gone, I can finally get to work!
Go ahead and slice the tree like you slice your tee-off shots.
At last, I'm gonna achieve my goal of cutting down all these trees to build myself a country club. [sniffs] It's truly a dream come true..! [whimpers, then cries loudly]
Save the tears for your golf course, Sire. Now it's time to start hacking.
[stops crying] Good idea. [laughing]
Escargoon!
Your majesty! Come back!
We've been De-De-Divided!
Please don't fall, Acore!
It's too much! We can't hold 'im!
Yes, we can, just push!
We can't give up!
We can't let our friend come crashin' to the ground, mates!
[meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon are watching Kirby and co.'s valiant efforts to keep Acore standing from atop a nearby cliff]
[laughing] Them do-gooders think we gave up!
They're always overestimatin' our common sense. [has the Grasshopper Eavesdropper detonate near a nearby waterfall, causing a flood in one final attempt to destroy Acore]
Believe me, it'll be cheaper than your hospital bill if you have to eat my cooking.
Don't Eat It!
Escargoon! Let's play some putt-putt!
I don't have time to watch you cheat at miniature golf. My entire life savings are in jeopardy!
Whadda ya mean I cheat?
Oops.
I ain't never cheated at miniature golf!
Poooyooooo! Poyo! [laughs cutely] Poyo! Poy!
Kabu here is not only extremely ancient, but he's also the wisest-- [notices the tourists throwing coins into Kabu's insides and gasps] Hey, no throwing coins!
[the tourists continue to throw coins into Kabu anyway]
Let them folks toss away. It's free money.
[the tourists start painting graffiti all over Kabu]
Tiff, look what they're doin'! [Tiff notices what the tourists are now doing to Kabu] Knock it off!
Kabu's one of the greatest treasures in Dream Land!
[the tourists bicker back at her in a foreign language]
Chill out. We do this every place we visit.
How rude!
Ah, who cares? It's just a talking tiki. Let's move it!
[King Dedede laughing]
[the tourists prepare to leave for their next destination]
I'm sorry, Kabu. We'll come back and clean you up.
I could use some moisturizer too.
[to the tourists, pointing to his flask of ice] Shibi ton pa, ha ta sai Kirby!
As far as tourism goes, Sire, here's my opinion. You might as well rename Dream Land "Snoozeville"!
Well, as far as I'm concerned, them tourists can take a hike!
So this here's it, huh?
The cover's not too bad-lookin' actually. Huh. Pappy Pottey and the Fool's Stone. Nice picture. Wonder what it's ab- [Dedede interrupts by moving the book away from him]
I'm readin' it first. Now, let's see...
Well, at least you could've snagged two copies!
[looks through the pages] Huh? Now this can't be right. [looks through the pages some more] Nope, not here. This some kinda joke? [screams] Somebody stole all the pictures out of this here book! It's all gobbledygook here.
They're words.
[grunts in confusion]
[screams] You rule a kingdom and you don't even know how to read?
[beat]
Course I know how to read, you dummy! I learned how to 'fore I got expelled from kindergarten!
Give me that book! I'm only up to Chapter 2!
I'm bannin' these books from Cappy Town, Escargoon, 'cause I've got a novel idea of my own.
They must be under a spell. Knock it off; King Dedede is using this game to hurt Kirby!
It's too late Tiff, you can't break my spell. [laughs evilly]
You impostor! How dare you pretend to be me.
So then you're the real author?
You've been hoodwinked by her. She didn't create Pappy Pottey!
No matter how sad we feel or how bad our circumstances, we can use our imaginations to dream something better. We should never give up on our dreams because they're what build our tomorrows.
So all along she was a monster in disguise.
That's Broom King.
[laughs evilly] I'll show you who's king! Attack!
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