Wonder what Dedede's up to?
Based on past experience, I think it's safe to say it's something stupid.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about Phantom Star Gerath] Thousand years away, hmm? I don't know about our little friends, but I, for one, am feeling kind of impatient. What do you say we speed up the process just a little bit?
What a wonderful idea. [laughs evilly]
Mice will always scamper away from a ship before it sinks.
Kirby... Any moment now we'll be dust in the wind. We've always been the best of buddies, huh, Kirby? Huh? Kirby? KIRBY!! Listen when I'm talkin' to ya!
What? You're leaving?
I wanted to spend this time with my mama. I thought you might get hungry at the end so here's where all the snacks are.
You always stay by my side no matter what.
Oh, Majesty! Farewell. [He attempts to leave, but suddenly a ripping sound is heard from Dedede tearing the letter in pieces]
You ain't leaving now!
Huh? [As Dedede hugging him] LET ME GO, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
[laughing, Escargoon grunting] What's the matter with you, Escargoon? Can't you take the heat!? [laughing]
I WANT MY MAMA!!!
Sire, you're a one tactless-blubber mouth. [Dedede punches him]
Keep quiet, you! [Escargoon weeps] Huh?
[Escargoon cries loudly]
Hey, what's the matter, ol' buddy?
It's...just...so sad. [sobs] I'll never call you "blubber mouth" again.
Yeah... that's right. And pretty soon I won't be able to smash you with my mallet no more neither.
[Sighs] Sire.
Escargoon! [He and Escargoon bawl as they embrace]
You did it! You lovable lug, you! You finally listened to your heart for once!
The time has come! We must defeat our oppressors. Our natural meekness has been mistaken for weakness, but from this day forward, we will not behave like simpering sheep, but like ravenous wolves. Throughout history, we have been dominated by fear. But now our oppressors will learn to fear us!
[flocks of angry sheep rampage throughout Cappy Town, eating as much food as they can find while also wrecking as many antiques as possible]
I knew sheep liked grass, but who knew they liked my food?
Oh, you can't go tearin' up my shop like a pack of wolves!
Hey, you're gettin' wool all over my merchandise there.
You have done well. Dream Land is now at our mercy, but we will show no mercy. We will conquer this planet, my friends... and soon, the entire universe! [he and the other sheep howl triumphantly in unison]
Now you Cappies are the shuddering sheep, and the wicked wolves are in charge.
Alright, what do you want us to do?
All of you, BAA!
Baa, baa?
Baa, baa...
I said, all of you! I command you! BAA!!!!!
[The Cappies and Waddle Dees baa like sheep]
Louder, or the wolves will get angry.
[The Cappies and Waddle Dees baa even louder]
I command you. BAA! Or you will suffer the consequences! Those who disobey me will face the chopping block!
These cowards don't deserve their freedom.
There must be others like me. Others who yearn for freedom. I will seek them out, and perhaps one day I will lead a new flock.
[about Acore] I can't be certain. He's been around for 800 years. There are many perils at such a great age.
TUFF!
Ah! Hey, Tiff, what's wrong? How come you look so mad?
You know why! You were fighting!
We were just helping this old tree.
Yeah, Whispy Woods asked us to.
Oh, really? So Whispy Woods asked you to kick out those animals?
Well, not exactly...
Of course not. Because those animals helped that tree by living in it!
TITuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey
Huh!?
Poyo?
CCoo
Acore provides us with a place to stay. And in exchange, we harm those insects and enrich the soil.
That's right. Kicking them out was a mistake!
TITuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey
[sadly] Aw...
We were only trying to help...
Well, ya didn't. Thanks to you, that tree's even worse off than before!
CCoo
You helped them too, Tokkori.
Yeah, I forgot that.
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