[wearing an armored battle suit resembling the Iron Man Mark I armor] Stark made me some new dancing shoes. What do you think?
Well, then we better start dancing.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The way people view me has changed. I'm no longer screaming to be heard, to be seen, to be in the room.
To be respected. Must be nice. I'm still that skinny kid from Brooklyn, now just in a big metal suit.
You're more than the suit. The suit is nothing without the man inside it. You're my hero, Steve. I mean, you're a hero.
You're my hero, too.
Red, green, blue... Who paints a button blue?!
Don't tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons.
Hedy Lamarr and I spent a weekend together, but she wasn't teaching me German!
KPKorath the Pursuer
Who are you? Identify yourself!
Who, me? I am just an ordinary junker. [unmasks and steps into the light] But there is one name you may know me by.
KKorath
Oh, my. Star-Lord! I'm a huge fan of your work! What are you doing here?
That was not the reaction I was expecting.
YYondu
You know, if we wanted to have some real fun, we'd make like the old days and sell this bad boy to the highest bidder.
If we made like the old days, you'd only have half of your teeth. Besides, wouldn't you rather use it to jump-start the Krylorians' dying star, save their system from extinction? You know as well as I, no treasure is worth as much as the good that can be done with it.
TThanos
I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. T'Challa here showed me there was more than one way to reallocate the universe's resources.
Sometimes the best weapon in your arsenal is just a good argument.
TThanos
Aye, aye, commander. Although I still assert my plan was not without its merits.
KKraglin
Pretty sure it's still just genocide, big guy.
TThanos
And I'm pretty sure it's efficient.
The collection is much bigger than I anticipated. All this suffering, and for what?
My guess: he's compensating for something big. Or small, if you catch my drift, eh?
You are quite articulate for a duck.
That, sir, is very close-minded.
I've always felt at home up here. But now, knowing everything, I'm not quite sure where I belong.
YYondu
Seen a lot of space travelers in my day, kid. And if I learned anything from watching you, on any planet, among any people, there ain't no place in this galaxy where you don't belong. Where you wanna be, that's the question, isn't it? You're just gonna have to follow your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord.
[about Thor] Suspect is caucasian male, mid-twenties, with...Really great hair.
Excuse me...?
It's an accurate description. Sir, he’s gorgeous.
[answering a cell call from Natasha] I'm a little busy here, Widow.
Oh, good. We'll start a support group. I've got General Ross, a dozen snipers and a few tanks. What are you dealing with?
Space Vikings.
Showoff.
[Loki is still attacking the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents with the casket]
Declaring war on this planet will not bring your prince back!
SSif
[stops Loki] Wait. He's not wrong. The All-Father would want us to listen.
We have the same enemy here. The person who killed your brother also killed two of my people. Good people. We should be working together.
We are not allies.
Then let me help you. I promise, when I find your brother's killer, you will have your pound of flesh.
[takes the staff that a member of the Einherjar has handed him] What a fascinating choice of words. But I shall require the entire corpse.
You need to give me time.
[glances at the sun, then turns back to Fury] Very well. You have until the next rise of Midgard's sun to deliver my brother's assassin, or I will reduce this planet to ash and ice.
[nervously] Why do you need my password?
[sighs] I need to get into the Avengers Initiative files, but I'm locked out of the system. And wanted for murder.
I'm not telling you my password, Romanoff.
Why not?
Because I'm not.
Coulson. Clint was your friend, too.
#SteveSteveSteveIHeartSteve0704.
Wow. Good one, Coulson.
What?
No, nothing. That's great. Thank you.
[Natasha hears someone behind her.]
You won't win. [Stands up and turns to face the person] Not against me. Not against S.H.I.E.L.D.
[Natasha gets thrown around repeatedly, dropping her phone in the process.]
NFNick Fury's voicemail
You found me. You know what to do.
[Natasha keeps getting thrown around repeatedly until she is thrown up the ceiling, then falls on the floor.]
[Crawls towards her phone] Fury, it's Hope! It's all about Hope! [Gets dragged into the darkness]
[addressing a subjugated Earth from the United Nations Headquarters] Good evening, my loyal subjects. It is with great pride that I stand before you today to announce that in just one day's time, the nations of Earth have put aside their differences and united under my command. It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom hobbles you, diminishes your life's joy. You were made to be ruled. So I have come... to help you fulfill... your destiny.
The Avengers fell before they had a chance to rise. May they rest in peace.
They can. But we won't. The Avengers were always meant to be more than a team. They were an idea, the affirmation of humanity's need to believe that in our darkest hour, we will find our heroes.
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