Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This is normal, healthy teenage rebellion. This is supposed to happen. I'm right on schedule. How could this go wrong?
Educate her, Hambone.
Chapter One: Crushing defeats. Godzilla versus Japan.
Japan loses, Riley.
Really loses.
Tell her how bad they lose.
They lose so bad their voices come out of their mouths three seconds later.
I would like to begin with peace talks.
Is this an apology?
This is a diplomatic solution. May I sit at the table?
Why don't we let her sit down and see what she has to say?
Mother.
Daughter.
I understand that you wanted me at the bakery because it was important to you. You understand that I wanted to do something else that was important to me, even though you didn't see the value in it.
Bad road, Riley.
You don't care about what's important to me. You only care about what's important to you.
[nervously] It's good to see her again, huh? Yeah. [to Riley] Really bad bumpy dirt road, Riley, with no lights and a cliff, and some sort of weird hitchhiker with a banjo! Turn around now!
Are we best friends?
How could you even ask me that?
Yeah, but what are best friends?
You and I, who would do anything for each other.
Would you give me your kidney?
I'd give you my left one.
I want your right one.
But that's Nicole Kidney!
You know what else Hollywood loves? Authenticity. So, in the interest of authenticity, D.W. Preminger is going to extend an invitation to the friends of his daughter's imagination, because what could be more Hollywood authentic than holding out false hope to you, who inspired the roles, to audition for the roles of [points at Lucas] Dookus...
"Dookus"?
[points at Zay] Zed...
"Zed"?
[points at Farkle] ... and Farkle Poopypants McStupidhead!
[points at Lucas] Ha ha, Dookus!
We need to teach Maya the meaning of Christmas.
Bah, humbug! My mom and I don't know how to do Christmas. We throw snowballs at the skaters in Rockefeller Center.
That was you? I almost died!
I know what you did, Riley. Because I understand the story, too.
What did I do?
You gave Maya back to her family. Even though it was hard for you, and you wanted to keep her for yourself. You gave her the gift that would make her truly happy.
Don't tell her.
I don't have to. She knows.
Oh, hi! Because this is "World Meets Girl," we went all over the world, just not in America, because we wanted you guys to be part of this. Why am I telling you this? Because I don't think I was in the show enough.
I love you, Ben Savage!
Oh, thank you!
I love you!
I love you more!
Are you fighting over me?
[to Lucas] If Smackle is into you, I won't take it out on you. I'll just make a clone of you and do terrible things to the clone.
[Topanga has been offered a job in London]
Girls listen, I know this is difficult. Don't worry. We're gonna make the right decision.
[fighting tears] Mom, there's a decision?
Yeah. Girls, I'm sorry, but there's a decision.
There are a lot of exciting reasons to go. A new place, a new adventure, my promotion. There are a whole lot of reasons to go.
Without any reasons to stay?
Only one. Every time I watch you girls in the bay window, I remember how much we wanted a place like it of our own.
Yeah, we called it a nook.
Yeah. A place where important decisions are made, and the best next steps of your life are planned and considered. We would do great in England. We would do great anywhere in the world. I could run the London office. Maybe someday I'll get to run the New York office. But the place I love running is this place, where you're in right now, where your friends come in and you plan the best next steps of your life. Like we're doing right now. This is my bay window, and I'm not leaving it.
Told you she would make the right decision.
Big world.
Ours now.
People are gonna come in and out of our lives. Who knows where we're gonna end up? Who knows if the decisions we're gonna make are right or wrong? Promise me this.
Okay.
Time and distance have no power over us. You and I are together for as long as we live.
Thunder.
Lightning.
Done.
I'm sorry. You were meant to be the one to end the war.
Now you will. And don't worry about me. I never was much of a dancer anyway.
Maybe you haven't found the right partner.
You're an agent. You're not qualified for field duty.
Then you better promote me. "Captain" has a nice ring to it.
Drowning your troubles? I thought you Brits were supposed to be resilient.
[sarcastic] Just the men, apparently.
Can I give you a word of advice?
I'd rather you didn't.
Flynn's a moron. Lucky for you, I'm a genius. [puts the box containing Peggy's costume on the table]
What's this?
This was supposed to be your USO "let's go sell some war bonds" costume, but I made a few upgrades.
Your covert skills need work...
Then this is gonna be awkward. [slams the shield onto the table]
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