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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

DDex

Hey, Oliver.

What up, Dex?

DDex

Miley, feeling better?(She nods) Great, so maybe if you're not busy Friday night, we could to the movies or something.

Hey, I got this one for you. (Speaking for Miley) In your dreams! A poindexter! (Tells Miley) We're playing hard to get. (Miley hits Oliver)

Okay... What she meant was movies shmovies, just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! (Miley hits her again) Ouch! Will you make up your mind? You are giving Dex mixed signals.

DDex

Maybe another time.

[in class] The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not gonna say that with him sitting right there... oops!

[after a week of silence Miley's voice returns]

[as she and Miley hug] Oh, it's so good to hear your voice again!

[angrily] "I heart Dex"?!

[desperately] The last thing you want to do is overwork it!

"Betty Burg's Address"?!

Oh man, did you make her look dumb!

[Miley turns on Oliver.]

"Just plant one on her right now, big boy"?!

Oh, like you weren't thinking it!

[Miley opens her mouth to angrily correct him, but stops.]

I like your Mom. She's funny.

[dreamily] She's pretty too...

That's it. You're outta here!

[Oliver starts moving toward the door, as if being pulled by an invisible force.]

Wait! Why am I going? I don't want to go! STOP! This is not fair!

MMom

You see? You were loved long before you were Hannah Montana, and you'll be loved long after Hannah's on one of those "Where Are They Now?" shows.

I think you're confusing me with Dad.

DDoctor

Doesn't that make you feel better? It doesn't, does it. I'll stop talking now.

[squeaking] Ya think?

Besides, what do you think's gonna happen? Just as the surgery's about to start, a meteor hits a bus. The bus drives into a hot dog stand, a giant neon wiener flies into the power lines, the lights go off in the operating room, and the next thing you know, you're spending the rest of your life singing like Aunt Pearl after she swallowed that kazoo! Remember? [Starts making kazoo noises.]

Oh no. I'm never gonna be Hannah Montana again, all because of a giant wiener! [Runs upstairs.]

There ya go Lilly. Why don't ya read it to me to see how it sounds.

"Dear Lilly and Oliver-" Oh boy.

Keep going. It gets better.

"How dumb do y'all think I am? Love, Robby Ray." ...I like the "love" part.

Let me tell you a bit about my days in the band.

[Miley and Jackson groan.]

You had a backup singer named celiene dianawiz ...you told her to shorten her last name...

...and the rest...

...is history.

That is a true story. But are we talking about that right now? NO! We're talking about the fact that you two can't learn to get along!

She spit on my neck!!

I almost wiped my face with his underwear! (crying voice) Daddy I'm gonna live with that for the rest of my life!!

Hi! I'm Miley, now I'm Hannah, now I'm Miley. I'm a real girl, I'm a pop star! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, except for me because I'm PERFECT! [to Miley] your turn

My pleasure: Girls, cars, nose hair [makes armpit farting noises] Good day, I said good day, Daddy! Whoo. Now I don't know about you, but I feel much much better.

This is a big moment for Lilly. And if you had a romantic bone in your body you'd be able to see that!

Hey, I have eyes. Okay, look.

[Lucas says something to Lilly and she laughs.]

He just said something funny, she laughed. Big whoop!

She's not laughing cause he's funny. She's laughing cause he's cute! [to herself] Boy brains, you might as well scoop em out and store nuts up there.

LLucas

You are so cute.

You’re cuter!

LLucas

No, you’re cuter.

No, you’re cuter.

Yeah. You’re both adorable. Can you pass the salt?

LLucas

I made you a mixed CD. To celebrate the 9 days we’ve spent together.

It’s right there, next to the pepper!

The soundtrack of our love…

Help me out here, people! I’m chewing on cardboard here!

LLucas

You make me so happy Lily Pad!

Not as happy as you make me, Lukey-Wukey

Oh my God, I think I’m gonna pukey-wukey.

I found out I'm an autumn, capri pants are best for my figure, and that true love eventually turns into a warm, comfortable glow. [Miley looks at him weird]

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