[After Anna shows up in his stripper dream] Anna! I was just, uh, workin' on a case.
...This is what you dream about...?
This is awkward.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Monsters? Monsters?
Yes.
Monsters are real?
I'm sorry, I didn't know how to-
And you fight them? All of you?
Yeah.
How long?
All my life.
(Dean, Sam, and Mary all try to explain at the same time)
Shut up, all of you! Look not another word or so help me, I will turn this car around!
Wow, awkward family road trip.
No kidding.
Y'all may have treated me like a fool, but I am not useless. I can draw a damn, whatever it is - a sigil.
Why don't you go help Sam out? 'Kay? 'Cause this has got to be done in... it's gotta be done in human blood.
[cuts his hand open] So? How big?
I'll show you. [laughs softly]
What?
All of a sudden, you really remind me of my dad.
How long have you known about this hunting stuff?
Pretty much forever. My dad raised me in it.
You're serious? Who the hell does that to a kid?
Well, for the record... Mary's parents did.
I don't care! What kind of irresponsible bastard lets a child anywhere near - you know you could have been killed!
I, uh... came kinda close.
The number it must have done on your head. Your father was supposed to protect you.
He was trying. He died trying. Believe me. I used to be mad at him. I mean, I used to... I used to hate the guy, but now I... I get it. He was... just doing the best he could. And he was trying to keep it together in this impossible situation. See, my mom, um, she was amazing, beautiful and she was the love of his life, she got killed and, I think, he would've gone crazy if he didn't do something. Truth is, um, my dad died before I got to tell him that... I understand, why he did what he did and I forgive him for what it did to us. I do. And I just... I love him.
Lucifer defied our Father, and he betrayed me, but still, I don't want this any more than you would want to kill Sam. You know, my brother, I practically raised him. I took care of him in a way most people could never understand, and I still love him. But I am going to kill him, because it is right, and I have to.
What, because God says so?
Yes. From the beginning, He knew this was how it was going to end.
And you're just going to do whatever God says?
Yes, because I am a good son.
Alright, I'm just gonna go through some files, you can go ahead and get going.
Sorry?
Go ahead. Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.
[confused] Where am I going?
Dean, it's Valentine's Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? Uh, "unattached drifter Christmas"?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well... be that as it may, I don't know. Guess I'm not feeling it this year.
So, you're not into bars full of lonely women?
[speaking on his cell] Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, Room 31-C, basement level, St. James Medical Center--
[appears in front of Dean, still talking into the cell phone] I'm there now.
...Yeah, I get that.
I'm gonna hang up now.
Right.
What human myth has mistaken for Cupid is actually a lower order of angel. Technically it's a cherub. Third class.
Cherub?
Yeah. They're all over the world, there are dozens of them.
You mean the little flying fat kid in diapers.
Are you saying that you fixed up our parents?
CCupid
Well not me, but yeah. Oh, it wasn't easy either. Oooh, they couldn't stand each other at first. But when we were done with them, perfect couple!
Perfect?
CCupid
Yeah.
They're dead.
CCupid
I'm sorry but the orders were very clear, you and Sam needed to be born. Your parents were just, uh, meant to be. [Starts singing A Match Made in Heaven. Dean punches him then turns around cradling his hand]
Son of a bitch. [Hear Cupid fleeing] Where is he? Where'd he go?
I believe you upset him.
Upset him?
Dean, enough!
What?
You just punched a cupid!
I punched a dick!
Um... are we going to talk about what's been up with you lately or not?
Or not. [Storms out]
What I don't understand is: where's your hunger Dean?
Huh?
Well, slowly but surely, everyone in this town is falling prey to Famine, but so far you seem unaffected.
Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich, or a fight.
So you're saying you're just well adjusted?
God no. I'm just well fed.
[Dean is eating pie in Bobby's kitchen. There are pies everywhere.]
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you like pies.
You got anymore ammo? I'm low...
Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies, it's in the van where we left it.
A simple no would have been fine.
[In a closet with zombies banging on the door.]
Kind of a tight fit, don't ya think.
It's alright. They're idiots. They can't pick a lock. [The lock starts to get picked.]
Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me!
She was the love of my life; how many times do I gotta kill her?
You boys should know, Karen told me why Death was here.
What do you mean?
I know why he took a stroll through a cemetery in the sticks of South Dakota. He came for me.
What do you mean you?
Death came for me. He brought Karen back to send me a message.
You? Why you?
Because I've been helping you, you sons of bitches. I'm one of the reasons you're still saying no to Lucifer, Sam.
So, this was like a hit on your life?
I don't know if they wanted to take my life or... my spirit. Either way, they wanted me out of the way.
But you're going to be alright, right Bobby? [Bobby doesn't say anything]
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