RRankin
[to Rockford] Your file. I've never had the occasion to examine one this size before, and I've been with the Bureau of Consumer Affairs for nineteen years! You seem to have some sort of magnetic field that attracts controversy!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
BBenson
[Benson tossing Jim a wad of money] That's five thousand dollars.
Yeah, yeah I thought so. My hand size is a perfect five thousand.
Jimmy, this is Manny down at Ralph's and Marla's. Some guy named Angel Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab, and now he wants to charge it to you. You gonna pay?
Muriel is dead! D-on-the-e-d!
I wrote a book about the whole thing.
You have trouble writing your laundry list!
DPD.A. Pleasance
Now, Del Kane is syndicate. If we can convict him, maybe we can get him to do some talking. He knows where a lot of bodies are buried.
He planted them!
[The mob scares away Angel's ghost writer]
WWriter
Two men stopped me outside a pizza parlor..thed promise to break my legs if that's books published..what you call a touch up, needs mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Oh great..one threat and he folds up..everyone makes out on the deal except me.
I wouldn't say that...you do get something out of it...not worth much.
Yeah, what?
Your life.
Hi there! [beep] If you're interested in selling your product by a computerized telephone sale, stay on the line and one of our representatives will speak to you!
[as "Jimmy Joe Meeker"] That's another thing my daddy always said: smart folks always eat off the same plate, but those greedy ones always spill their dinner.
RLRichard Lessing
I'm beginning to tire of your daddy.
I don't want to raid Harcourt and Lowe's client list when I leave, but I am worried about clients; where are they going to come from?
Oh hey, they'll come, they'll come! And, you know, you've always got me!
Thanks Jim. I was talking about paying clients though.
Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account. You don't have five hundred dollars, you have fifty... Sorry! Computer foul-up!
Hey Jimmy! I tried to catch you before you left! [chuckles] Hey buddy, I was wrong. That rally in Mexico? That was yesterday!
[Jim has just been threatened by a butcher]
What was that guy's beef?
What? Is that supposed to be funny?
What'd I say? What'd I say?
Jim I have finally finished 12 long years of psychotherapy and now I am able to tell you just what I think of you. Would you please call me?
This is Mrs. Owens of the Organization for a Better Malibu. Thanks for your contribution. We've made great strides. It would help, dear, if you'd move your trailer.
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