Okay, I'm going to call my dad.
I already called 911.
You called the police before you called me?
I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?
[screams] YES!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about the dead body] Are you sure?
[on phone] Yep. Throat ripped out, blood everywhere. It's like the frickin' Shining over here. If two little twin girls come out of the woods and start asking me to play with them forever and ever, I'm not gonna be surprised.
We need help.
We have Isaac now.
I mean real help.
[about Boyd and Cora] They're too fast for us, for all of us. They're too strong, too rabid.
And, just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me?
Well, there's probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you...
[shrugs] I get that.
[about Boyd and Cora] Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill 'em?
You didn't have to follow me home.
I just wanted to make sure you got in okay!
...I had a police escort.
[exasperatedly] I know the inner workings of that force, alright? They're not nearly as reliable as people think!
Cora's alive.
So I heard! Let's throw the reunion party when she's not an unstoppable killing machine.
[to Scott] California fireflies aren't bioluminescent-- they don't glow.
So, Boyd and Cora might not have killed anyone?
[sighs] You're gonna wish they did.
Why?
I'm not exactly sure yet. The other girl who was out in the woods, Emily? Eventually, they're going to find her. She's one of them. Emily, Heather, that guy Lydia found at the pool? All three were virgins. And they're all gonna have the same three injuries-- strangled, throat-slashed, head bashed in. It's called the three-fold death.
[stunned] So, if these aren't random killings, then what are they?
Sacrifices. Human sacrifices.
What do you want? You gonna threaten me? Tell me that no one's gonna believe me? Try to scare me? ...Kill me?
[laughs] I was gonna see if you were okay.
Physically or emotionally? Although, I guess that presupposes I was emotionally okay before any of this, and according to my therapist, I... it's been debatable for a long time.
[about Kyle] I looked everywhere. It's like he just walked away. Left his car, his dog...
Okay, was he like-- could he have been a virgin, maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he, you know, virginal?
[sarcastically] No, definitely not. Deaton makes me have sex with all his clients. It's a new policy.
[about Kyle] Missing and presumed dead, Scott, because he was probably a virgin. You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? I need to have sex. Like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!
[appears behind him] Alright! I'll do it.
Whoa! What?
Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.
That is so sweet. Are you kidding?
[rolls his eyes] Yes, I'm kidding!
[disappointed] You don't toy with a guys emotions like that, Danny. It's not attractive, alright?
[to Scott and Isaac] The kid was strangled with a garrote, all right? Am I the only one recognizing the lack of werewolfitude in these murders?
Well, he's got a point. Seriously, dude, human sacrifices?
Scott, your eyes turn into yellow glow sticks, okay? Hair literally grows from your cheeks, and then will immediately disappear, and if I were to stab you right now, it would just magically heal, but you're telling me that you're having trouble grasping human sacrifices?
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