Can we drive? Now, please?
No. It's a red light.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Stiles Hey, Lydia, what is that? Is that from the accident?
...No. Prada bit me.
[confused] Your dog?
[sarcastically] No, my designer handbag. ...Yes, my dog.
The birds at school and the deer last night... just like the night I got trampled by the deer when I got bit by the Alpha. [Scott suddenly realizes what is happening] How many are there?
[sighs] A pack of them. An Alpha pack.
[confused] All of them? How does that even work?
I hear there's some kind of leader. He's called Deucalion. We know they have Boyd and Erica. Peter, Isaac and I have been looking for them the last four months.
HHeather
Do you know what I want for my birthday?
[nervously] A bike?
HHeather
To not be a seventeen-year-old virgin.
HHeather
[talking about sex] Have you never done it before either?
[embarrassed] Turned seventeen? Yeah, no, not yet, no.
[to Derek about Peter] You know Scott doesn't trust him, right? And personally, I-- well, I trust Scott.
Boys. FYI, while coming back from the dead has left my abilities somewhat impaired, the hearing still works. So, I hope you're comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face.
We don't like you. Now, shut up and help us.
[shrugs] Fair enough.
I want one.
Which one?
The straight one, obviously.
They're trying to help.
[incredulously] These two? [He points to Lydia] This one, who used me to resurrect my psychotic uncle, thank you. [He points to Allison] And this one, who shot about thirty arrows into me and my pack.
Okay, all right, now. Come on, no one died, alright? Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! That's what I call an important distinction.
Do I have to remind you what we're up against here? A pack of Alphas, all of them killers. And, if that's not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant Alpha. I'm sure Erica and Boyd were sweet kids. They're going to be missed.
[groans] Can someone kill him again, please?
I can't take waiting around like this, you know? It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.
[annoyed] I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over?
I just... I don't understand the bank, though, okay? What... like, why wouldn't they chain them up in some underground lair or something? They're an Alpha pack, right? So, shouldn't they have a lair?
They're werewolves, not Bond villains.
Wait a sec, wait a sec-- maybe they're living there! You know? Like, maybe the bank vault reminds them of their little wolf dens!
Wolf dens?
Yeah, wolf dens! Why, where do you live?
[sarcastically] In an underground network of caves hidden deep in the woods.
[stunned] Whoa, really?
No, you idiot. I have an apartment downtown.
[to Ms. Morrell] Don't kid yourself, Marin. It's not the first time you've gotten your hands dirty.
Derek, I saw Boyd try to rip two little kids apart. Are they going to do that to everyone they find?
Everyone and anyone.
CCaitlin
You coming?
EEmily
Okay, there is a snake out here the size of a train.
CCaitlin
[laughs] Then kick it!
EEmily
Uh, yeah, if I kick it, it will swallow my foot and drag me back down to Mordor.
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