Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Why did I let you talk me into this?
You said it yourself, Jackie. You're too fat.
I said, I am too heavy to climb the totem pole without risk of damaging it, Jade.
Heavy, fat. Same dif. Hey! He looks just like his mugshot!
[Breaks down the trees] It will fit smugly... upon my face! Flying squirrel cracks acorns!
Hi, Jackie.
Jade!
You watch Captain Black's back and I watch yours.
Eee-Yah! Not!
Go, go, go!
Not!
[Chuckles evilly] Look what washed up on deck.
Jade, what are you doing here?
Heh heh. Looks like I'm catch of the day.
Gimme back my mask, Chan.
Or it's anchor's away for your niece.
[The mask activates and ends on Finn's backside]
Aah! This is not happening! This is not happening!
Not!
Demon magic, here I come!
Not! You clowns had your Shadow be a ninja masters and you blew it!
One more thing...
No more things!
[Gasps] You disrespect Uncle?! Uncle took you in, put roof over your head, put food in your belly lots of food! And this is how you repay me?!
I cook, I clean, I travel the world to be smothered by fish! And you thank me by demanding "Many more things!"
I will never speak to you again!
The demon from planet Ur...
Jade!
Er... Neptune!
Uncle, please.
No, Uncle has it coming. [hits himself] Uncle had opportunity to warn Tohru, but did he? No! All because of silly argument. Now my apprentice is in danger of becoming demon. [hits himself] One more thing, Tohru was right. Uncle says "one more thing" too often.
Trick for you, treat for me.
[Jade scares Jackie off as he was screaming]
[Angry growl]
Wah! Jade!
Who is Jade?! I am the Oni Voodoo, mystress of dark.
Oh, Makeup? [Groans] Jade, you shouldn't scare people like that.
Tch. Scaring is the whole point on Halloween, Jackie. And I have to win the scariest costume award at school tonight.
But all things you have to choose...
I don't know anything scarier than oni demon, do you? [Grabs Jackie's hand] Now, come on! Time's are wasting!
[Tsking] Chan, no mask. [Placing a pumpkin on Jackie's head] Much better. Jackie-O-Lantern. And now, I'll send you to the pumpkin patch.
[Wearing mask, seeing Tarakudo for first time] Are you the Great Pumpkin?
Erm, yes.
Pop quiz: Why is Jackie Chan not also here searching for the mask?
Uh...
Answer: Because Mr. Chan already has the mask.
Oh! I knew that.
End of quiz. Now for the pop.
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