And you went through all the trouble to see us... why?
Let's see, maybe... oh a little something I like to call REVENGE!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[lowering the Shapeshifting Monkey into the Kilauea volcano] Uh oh, my simian senses are tingling!
We want our monkey, monkey!
Oh, it's all about him isn't it?! You think he's funnier than me, don't you?!
Uh, of course not! Everyone knows that the Money King is the funniest ape of all.
I do not think he's so funny- [elbowed by Jade]
MKMoney King
Well you'll really love my weird sense of humor when you and monkey-boy are swimming in lava, 'cause I'm gonna make Kilauea blow sky-high!
The Monkey King cannot activate volcanoes!
Just watch me, gramps! I know a family recipe! [begins tossing ingredients into the lava pit] Magic monkey syrup, pure cane sugar, one carton of aged goat milk- EEGH! [Daolon Wong appears behind the Monkey King] An untuned Hawaiian guitar, a fine tuned tuning fork, a tuna on rye, hold the mayo-
[grabs the Monkey King] Talisman power, be mine!
Paws off the fur, Shakespeare! I'm busy here!
Never thought I'd be rooting for Daolon Wong over anybody. [they start to run, only to be trapped by Daolon Wong] On second thought, go Monkey King.
Monkey King?
Aah, I should have recognized the antics of the famed prankster puppet made flesh.
Monkey King And I've got a payback gig with an exploding volcano finale, that you're messing up!
So, why do I see no lava?
Huh? [goes over his ingredients list again; gasp] I'm still three pounds of wood short of a gusher!
Then for your lousy spell-making, you shall return to wood! [casts a Chi spell on the Monkey King]
[turning into a puppet] EVERYONE'S A CRITIC!
[after the "lava" engulfs them, only revealed to be cherry gelatin] Cha is not so hot.
FMFarmer MacDonald
Now what's a city feller like you want with a 280 pound Hampshire Boar?
Uh, good question, Farmer MacDonald. Well, I am an archaeologist and-
FMFarmer MacDonald
You mean like a eye doctor?
Uh, no. That is an optometrist. Archeologists study very old things.
FMFarmer MacDonald
Old? Mordecai ain't turned three yet!
[when the Farm Hands attack Jackie]
Please, can't we just talk about- [attacked]
Maybe they don't know how to talk.
BMBuford MacDonald
My brother E.B. here graduated Stanford Phi Beta Kappy.
EBE.B. MacDonald
And Buford here is a renowned nuclear physicist. [throws Jackie against a wall]
Dr. Buford MacDonald??? Your books are very insightful.
BMBuford MacDonald
Thank ye. [punches Jackie]
FMFarmer MacDonald
[as Jackie fights Daolon Wong] What in Sam Hill's nanny is going on here?!
The animals have magic powers, and dark forces have come to claim them.
[pause]
FMFarmer MacDonald
Magic? Well why didn't you just say so in the first place?
[as the Rooster uses its powers to lift MacDonald's entire house]
EBE.B. MacDonald
They're defying the known laws of physics!
Jackie, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
Jade, bring the pig this wa- [runs out the door, only to nearly fall out of the flying house] WAH! The house is flying?!
Hello? Did you not catch my Wizard of Oz reference?
There's no place like home... to kick your butt!
Whoa. Now I see why they call this place bizarre.
Jade, it is a bazaar.
Anywhere grown men playing with baby toys is bizarre in my book.
Uncle is not playing. This rattle's filled with enchanted teeth of mongoose which will lead us to the snake which possesses the power of invisibility.
[Jackie lifts a basket which reveals an angered Cobra]
Do not even breathe. Cobras are very poisonous.
[frozen in fear] I know...
Tohru, you did not tell Uncle you invited Spider-Woman! [Jackie, succumbing to the snake venom, groggily falls into Uncle's arms] See? Even Jackie moans with displeasure at her arrival.
Uh, Jackie? Are you alright? Jackie? [holds up fingers] How many fingers do you see?
Uhhh... what's a Jackie?
[gasp] Jackie has been bitten by snake!
These strange men, they appeared out of thin air!
They used to be men, now they're card-carrying members of the Forces of Darkness.
Stop them Tohru! [Tohru growls, ready to fight, only to be held back by his mother]
My baby will NOT fight Forces of Darkness!
Uh, maybe we should get Jackie to a doctor.
We must find snake before Dark Forces do, then Uncle will cure Jackie.
Ah, do not worry, I once television program about cobra poisoning. Jackie only at stage one: very slight dryness of mouth.
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