Hey, Bela, how'd you get like this? Huh? What, your daddy not give you enough hugs or something?
I don't know. Your daddy give you enough? Don't you dare look down your nose at me. You're no better than I am.
[scoffs] Come on! You do this out of vengeance and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer. [Dean looks over to Sam] Whereas I, on the other hand, I get paid to do a job, and I do it. So you tell me, which is healthier?
Bela, why don't you just leave? We've got work to do.
Yeah. You're "o" for two. Bang up job so far.
That vampire's still out there, Dean.
About that, when we find him, or if he finds us.
Well I'm just saying, he's not leaving us a whole lot of options.
Yeah, I know. We've gotta kill him.
Really? Just like that? I thought you would have been like, "No, we can't, he's a human, it's wrong."
No I'm done. I mean Gordon's not gonna stop until we're dead. Or 'til he is.
You know what, man? I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick.
Whoa, whoa, kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.
What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I'm going to die? You know what, I've got one. [picks up notepad] Let's see, what rhymes with, "Shut up, Sam"?
Dude. [knocks the notepad out of Dean's hand] Drop the attitude, Dean. Quit turning everything into a punchline. And you know something else? Stop trying to act like you're not afraid.
You're lying. And you may as well drop it cause I can see right through you.
You've got no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, I do. You're scared, Dean. You're scared because your year is running out, and you're still going to Hell, and you're freaked.
And how do you know that?
Yeah, because I've been following you around my entire life! I mean, I've been looking up to you since I was four, Dean! Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So, yeah, I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world. And this... is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And, I mean, I can't blame you. It's just...
It's just, I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again. 'Cause... just 'cause.
I mean, I'm just saying, that there's some version of the anti-Claus in every culture. You've got Belsnickel, Krampus, Black Peter, whatever you want to call it there's all sorts of lore.
Saying back in the day, Santa' brother went rogue and now he shows up around Christmas-time, but instead of bringing presents he punishes the wicked.
By hauling their asses up chimneys.
So this is your theory, huh? Santa's shady brother?
Christmas is Jesus' birthday.
No, Jesus' birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the Winter Solstice Festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean the Yule log, the tree, even Santa's red suit, that's all remnants of Pagan worship.
How do you know that? What're you gonna tell me next? The Easter Bunny's Jewish?
MCMadge Carrigan
This might pinch a bit, dear. [cuts Dean's arm]
MMadge
Oh, my goodness me! Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Oh, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? "Fudge."
I'll try and remember that.
