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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[training a gun on Sam and Dean] Put the foot down, honey!

No. You're not gonna shoot anybody. See, I happen to be able to read people. Okay, you're a thief, fine, but you're not...[Bela shoots Sam] Son of a--!

Back off, tiger. Back off. You make one more move, and I'll pull the trigger. You've got the luck, Dean. You, I can't hit. But your brother? [aims the gun at him again] Him, I can't miss.

[pause]

What the hell is wrong with you?! You can't just go around shooting people like that!

Relax, it's just a shoulder hit! I can aim!

Oh! Forgot, we're up $46,000! I almost forgot about the.... [his pockets are empty] ....scratch tickets.

[Bela drives off and honks, she has the tickets]

[looking at the winning tickets] (chuckle)

[pause]

SON OF A BITCH!!!

No offense, but what are you doing here, Father?

FGFather Gil

Like it or not, you go where your flock is.

Plus, the clergy drinks for free.

Cute piece.

Who are you?

Won't stop a demon, if that's what you think.

How the hell would you know?

Oh, I don't know...[blackens her eyes] Call it an educated guess.

Well, ain't I lucky then? Found a subject for a test fire.

[Bobby raises the Colt]

[laughs] Luck had nothing to do with it. But hey, by all means, take your best shot. [Bobby hesitates, Ruby becomes impatient] Ugh...are you gonna stand there like a pantywaist? Or are you gonna shoot-! [Bobby shoots her, she looks down at the wound, then looks back at Bobby] Ouch. This smarts a little.

What do you want?

Peace on earth, a new shirt. Now, do you want me to help you out with that gun, or not, hm?

HHooker

Here's what I'm going to do. Normally I charge four hundred a night. Why don't we call it an even deuce, and get the hell out of here?

What do I look like?

HHooker

What do I look like? Cheapskate.

[laughs] Did I just see you strike out with a prostitute? How's that work?

[trying an exorcism from memory] Spiritus emundi, undalara, persona tote... [trails off, lost]

Nice try, but I think you just ordered a pizza. Guess you should have paid more attention in Latin class.

I don't know what you're smiling about, you're not going anywhere.

And, apparently, neither are you.

Yeah, but I got somebody coming for me and, uh, he did pay attention in class.

Oh, right - Sam. Everyone say's he's the brains of the outfit.

Everyone?

Sure. You Winchester boys are famous. Not Lohan famous, but you know.

Hey, I didn't pull any triggers.

Yeah? You did something.

You want to know what I did -- what I really did? I had lunch.

Lunch?

Me and Trotter. He had a cheeseburger, I had a salad, and I just pointed out the money that could be made with a few businesses that cater to harmless vice. So Trotter built it, and, man, did they come. Supposedly God-fearing folk, waist-deep in booze, sex, gambling. I barely lifted a finger.

That's it?

You don't get it. All you've got to do is nudge humans in the right direction. Some whiskey here, a hooker there, and they'll walk right into Hell with big, fat smiles on their faces. Your kind is corrupt, Dean. Weak. Our will's stronger. That's why we'll win.

And that's how it ends?

No. That's how it begins.

KKyle

Those were my brothers. This guy, he killed my brothers. How would you feel?

Can't imagine anything worse.

Well, thinking about fairy tales.

Oh, that's... That's nice. You think about fairy tales often?

No, Dean, I'm talking about the murders. A guy and a girl hiking through the woods, an old lady tries to eat them. That's Hansel and Gretel.

Then we've got the three brothers, arguing over how to build houses, attacked by the Big, Bad Wolf.

The Three Little Pigs.

Yeah.

Actually, those guys were a little chubby. Oh wait, I thought all those things ended with, uh, everyone living happily ever after.

No, no, not the originals. See, the Grimm Brothers stuff was kind of like the.. the folklore of its day, full of sex, violence, cannibalism. Now, it got sanitized over the years and turned into Disney flicks and bedtime stories.

So, you think the murders are what, a reenactment? That's a little crazy.

Crazy as what? Every day of our lives?

Touché.

[staring at frog on the road] Yeah, you're right, that's completely normal.

All right, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed-up fairy tales. I'll tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damned frog.

[gesturing to pumpkin on porch] Hey, check that out.

Yeah? It's close to Halloween.

Remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?

Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

I think it's Snow White.

Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Or, the porn version anyways. There was this wicked Stepmother. [hoots] She was wicked.

You know what he said. Some good advice.

Is that what you want me to do, Dean? Just let you go?

What a crazy old broad.

Why, because she believes in ghosts?

Ha ha, look at you. Sticking up for your girlfriend, you cougar hound.

Bite me.

Hey, not if she bites you first.

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