Jackie, I never meant for your family to get involved in this.
It’s not your fault. The Dark Hand was after the shield. [Uncle cuffs him.]
I told you! Shield not important! The talisman in the center of the shield is. That is where the magic lies.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Shendu expresses his anger to Valmont with the Dark Hand's failure to acquire the Rooster Talisman.]
Why is the boss taking gut from a statue?
FFinn
‘Cause it talks.
[After Jade tries to practice martial arts in the restaurant.]
I was just trying to getting you to teach me, Jackie.
The wise seek power within themselves. The foolish seek it within others. Until you harness the power within yourself, I cannot teach you.
Huh?
It means you must have the discipline to behave yourself. Now eat your food.
[Jade opens a fortune cookie and reads it.]
"Danger looms in your future."
We must be very cautious.
[skeptical] You listen to a cookie?
[The Dark Hand's Enforcers enter the restaurant and approach the table.]
FFinn
Evening, Chan.
Never mock the cookie.
[After the Enforcers unsuccessfully try to steal the Rooster Talisman.]
FFinn
Mr. Valmont, sir. It didn't go quite as planned.
Regale me.
FFinn
[lying] Well, we stomped Chan-
-Stomped him good!
FFinn
But we didn't see any talisman.
You will be punished.
[While being pursued by Shadowkhan.]
Aren't you gonna womp em'?
Ancient proverb: Do not fight when you can run!
[Jackie and Jade defeat the Shadowkhan who were chasing them.]
I don't understand why they were after-
Jackie, the coolest thing ever happened; I went and ran off the bridge but I didn't fall; I stopped in mid-air and then I ran back just like in cartoons! [dumbfounded] ...I can fly!
Jade, enough fooling around.
Fooling around?! I just saved your butt.
Language, Jade. The Dark Hand is after you and I want to know why...
[Jackie and Jade are captured by the Dark Hand.]
Hello?! Let me outta here! I mean it! Just wait 'til the "Jackinator" comes to. You guys are gonna get so creamed!
Jade?
Jackinator?
I hate fish.
Why did you growl?
Don't eat like a baboon. You should chew your food.
Hello?! Chew soup?!
Help me out here.
She's your niece.
Why fly when you can run?
Jackie: You're learning.
And when you can't run?
Don't watch.
Cha. Like I'm not gonna watch.
Stop helping! Stop helping!
Heh. Sorry.
(Angry grunt)
Jade: No!!!!!
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