“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Why're you inside, kid?

Sam

'Cause I got an idiot for a brother.

That'll do it.

Dean

Save room for dessert, Tiny, hehehe. Hey, I'd wanna ask you, 'cause I couldn't help but notice that you are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem or is this some deep seeded self-esteem issue? 'Cause you know, they're, uh, they're just donuts, they're not love.

Sam

Dean?

Dean

Sam.

Sam

What's going on?

Dean

I don't know. I don't know where I am.

Sam

What? What happened?

Dean

The Djinn, it.. it attacked me.

Sam

The Gin? You're drinking Gin?

Well, I don't think I've seen you in my class before.

Dean

Are you kiddn' me? I love your lectures. You... [thinks, grinning] ... you make learning fun.

Dean

How did I end up with such a cool chick?

I've just got low standards.

Dean

We don't? Well, we should. I mean, you're my brother.

Sam

You're my brother?

Dean

Yeah!

Sam

You know, that's what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv.

Dean

Who?

Sam

Uh, my prom date. On prom night.

Dean

[under his breath] Yeah, that does kinda sound like me.

Dean

[to his Dad's grave] So go hunt the Djinn. It put you here, it could put you back. Your happiness for all those people's lives. No contest. Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, huh? What, Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married. Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? It's [long pause] yeah... [walks away]

Dean

Don't forget the extra onions this time, hmm?

Sam

Dude, I'm the one who's gonna have to ride in the car with your extra onions.

Dean

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie! Love me some pie.

Sam

I have visions. I see things before they happen.

Yeah. Me, too.

Yeah, and I can put thoughts into people's heads. Like, make them do stuff. Oh, but don't worry, I don't think it works on you guys. Oh, but get this, um, I've been practicing. Training my brain, like meditation. Right? So now, it's not just thoughts I can beam out, but images, too. Like, anything I want. It's just like: Bam! People, they see it. This one guy I know -- total dick, right? I used it on him: gay porn. All hours of the day. [laughs] It was just like... you should have seen the look on his face.

Salt is a weapon?

Sam

It's a brave new world.

(reading Dean's receipt) D. Hasselhoff?

Sam

Yeah. It's Dean's signature. It... It's hard to explain.

Dean

(to Sam as he's dying, seeing the wound) Look at me. It's not even that bad. It's not even that bad, alright? Sammy? Sam! Hey! Listen to me. We're going to patch you up, okay? You'll be as good as new. Huh? I'm gonna take care of you? I'm going to take care of you; I've got you, that's my job, right? Watch after my pain in the ass little brother. (realizes Sam is already dead) Sam? Sam? Sam?! Sammy?! No. No, no, no, no. Oh no come on. Oh God. (pulls Sam's body against his and yells) SAM!

Azazel

Howdy, Jake.

I - I'm dreaming, aren't I?

Azazel

I got a genius on my hands. Well congratulations, Jake, you're it. Last man standing. The American Idol. I have to admit, you weren't the horse I was bettin' on. But still, I gotta give it to you.

[scared] Go... to hell.

Azazel

Been there. Done that.

Dean

[to Sammy, before going to Crossroads] You know, when we were little, when you couldn't have been more than five, you'd just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom; why do we always have to move around; where'd Dad go.. when he'd take off for days at a time. I remember I begged you, quit askin' Sammy, man, you don't wanna know. I just wanted you to be a kid. Just for a little while longer. I always tried to protect you, keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. This was always my responsibility, you know. It's like, I had one job. I had one job. And I screwed it up. I blew it. And for that I'm sorry. I guess that's what I do. I let down the people I love. I let Dad down, and now I guess I'm just supposed to let you down too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy... God... What am I supposed to do? [screams] What am I supposed to do?

Azazel

Tell me, you ever heard the expression "If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is"?

Dean

You call that deal good?

Azazel

Well, it's a better shake than your dad ever got. And you never wondered why. I'm surprised at you. I mean, you saw what your brother just did to Jake, right? I mean, that was pretty cold, wasn't it? How certain are you that what you brought back is 100% pure Sam? After everything you've been through, everything you've fought, you of all people should know that what's dead should stay dead. Anyway! Thanks a bunch. I knew I kept you alive for some reason. Until now, anyway. [about to kill Dean with the Colt] I couldn't have done it without your pathetic, self-loathing, self-destructive desire to sacrifice yourself for your family!