Guess that's why we all hold onto life so hard... Even the dead... We're all just scared of the unknown.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I guess she wasn't so bad. For a ghost. You think she's really going to a better place?
I hope so.
I guess we'll never know. Not until we take the plunge ourselves, huh?
It doesn't really matter, Dean. Hope's kind of the whole point.
Well alright, Haley Joel, let's hit the road.
And the lunar cycles?
Uh-huh. Yeah, month after month all the murders happen in the week leading up to the full moon.
Which is this week, right?
Hence the lawyer.
Awesome.
Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
I'm sorry man, but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean, werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
[Sam and Dean are checking Madison's boyfriend's apartment]
Anything?
Nah, nothin' but leftovers and a six-pack.
Check the freezer. Maybe there's some human hearts behind the Häagen-Dazs or something.
You go after the creepy ex. I'm gonna hang here with the hot chick.
Dude, why do you get always get to hang out with the girls?
Because I'm older.
No, screw that. We settle this the old fashion way. [They do rock, paper, scissors. Dean chooses scissors and loses.] Dean, always with the scissors.
Shut up, shut up. Two out of three! [They do rock paper scissors again and Dean chooses scissors and loses again.]
[Sam and Madison have just finished watching a few episodes of All My Children, which Sam seems to be enthralled with]
Wait, so, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?
MMadison
Yup and now she's set to inherit all the casinos that were supposed to go to Ethan.
What a bitch!
She says she has no idea what I'm talking about.
She's lying.
Or maybe she really doesn't know she's changing, you know? Maybe... maybe when the creature takes over, she blacks out.
Like a really hot Incredible Hulk. Come on dude, she ganked her boss and her ex-boyfriend. That doesn't sound rash and unconscious.
Yeah, but what if it was Dean? I mean, what if some animal part of her brain saw both those guys as threats? Hell the cop, too.
What are you the dog whisperer now?
Sammy, check it out. It's Matt Damon.
Yeah, pretty sure that's not Matt Damon.
No, it is.
Well, Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping.
Yeah, well he's probably researching a role or something.
They're saying the set's haunted.
Like Poltergeist?
It could be a poltergeist.
No, no, no, the movie Poltergeist... You know nothing of your cultural heritage, do you?
What's a PA?
I think they're kinda like slaves.
MMcG
Marty.
MMartin
Yo.
MMcG
What do you think?
MMartin
Not married to salt, what do you want? We still sticking with condiments?
MMcG
Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
WDWalter Dixon
Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.
MMartin
[Aside] What would a ghost be scared of? Maybe shotguns.
MMcG
K, that makes even less sense than salt.
You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does.
Well it's about time. I'll have a cheeseburger... extra onions.
You think you're funny.
I think I'm adorable.
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Oh great, another guy who's seen Taxi Driver one too many times.
I said I wish I had a baseball. You know, like Steve McQueen.
Yeah? Well, I wish I had a bat. So I bash your freaking head in.
Okay. So much for the bonding in solitary moment.
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