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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

What if she's already possessed?

There's ways to test that. I brought holy water.

No, I think we can go more subtle. If she's possessed she'll flinch at the name of God.

Uhh, nice. [stands]

Hey!

What?

Say it in Latin.

Yeah, I know. [begins to leave]

Hey!

What?!

Uhh...in Latin, it's Christo.

Dude, I know, I'm not an idiot.

Hey, night vision? [Dean switches the camera to night vision mode] Thanks, perfect. [looks at Dean through digital camera's night vision]

Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Alright, you know what? That's it. [pulls car over, turns to face Sam] This is about Jessica, isn't it? [Sam says nothing] You think that's your dirty little secret? That you killed her somehow? [Sam is silent] Sam, this has got to stop, man. I mean the nightmares and, and, and calling her name out in the middle of the night. It's gonna kill you. Now listen to me, it wasn't your fault. If you want to blame something, then blame the thing that killed her. [still no response from Sam] Alright, why don't you take a swing at me? I mean, I'm the one who dragged you away from her in the first place.

I don't blame you.

Well, you shouldn't blame yourself, 'cause there was nothing you could've done.

I could have warned her.

About what? You didn't know it was gonna happen. And besides, all of this isn't a secret. I know all about it. It's not gonna work with Mary anyway.

No, you don't.

I don't what?

You don't know all about it. I haven't told you everything.

[looks slightly confused] What are you talking about?

Well, it wouldn't really be a secret if I told you, would it?

[shocked] No... I don't like it. It's not gonna happen. Forget it.

Dean, that girl back there is going to die unless we do something about it. And you know what? Who knows how many more people are going to die after that? Now, we're doing this. You've got to let me do this.

[after surveying room full of broken mirrors] Hey, Sam?

Yeah?

This has gotta be like, what, 600 years bad luck?

Charlie? [Charlie turns around] Your boyfriend's death. You really should try to forgive yourself. No matter what you did, you probably couldn't have stopped him. Sometimes bad things just happen. [Charlie acknowledges, leaves]

[taps Sam on shoulder; he turns around] That's good advice.

Hey, Sam?

Yeah?

Now that this is all over, I want you to tell me what that secret was.

Look, you're my brother. And I'd die for you. But there are some things I need to keep to myself.

...then head south, Bisbee by midnight. [seeing no reaction from Sam] Sam wears women's underwear.

I hate to say it, but that's exactly what I'm talking about. You lied to your friends because if they knew the real you, they'd be freaked. It's just... it'll be easier if...

...I was like you.

Hey, man, like it or not, we are not like other people. But I'll tell you one thing. This whole gig, [takes out gun] it ain't without perks.

SAShapeshifter as Dean

I am your brother. See, deep down, I'm just jealous. You got friends. You could have a life. Me? I know I'm a freak. And sooner or later, everybody's gonna leave me. [backs away]

What are you talkin' about?

SAShapeshifter as Dean

You left. Hell, I did everything Dad asked me to, and he ditched me, too. No explanation, nothin', just poof. Left me with your sorry ass.

That better be you, Sam, and not that freak of nature.

Yeah, it's me. He went to Becca's...looking like you.

Well, he's not stupid; he picked the handsome one.

Sorry, man.

About what?

I really wish things could be different, you know? I wish you could just be...Joe College.

Nah, it's okay. You know, truth is even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.

Well, that's 'cause you're a freak.

Yeah, thanks.

Well, I'm a freak too. I'm right there with you all the way.

[chuckles] Yeah, I know you are.

Your, uhh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis.

Bite me.

I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.

What about the shotgun?

I said that you were hunting ghosts and spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.

And he believed you?

Well, you look like a dumbass pledge.

[at a frat party]

Man, you've been holding out on me: this college thing is awesome!

This wasn't really my experience.

Let me guess: libraries, studying, straight As. [Sam nods] What a geek.

[digging up Karn] That's it! Next time, I get to watch the cute girl's house.

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