And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
You wanna tell me what's goin' on in that freaky head of yours?
Dean...
No, you're not fine. You're like a powder keg, man; it's not like you. I'm supposed to be the belligerent one, remember?
That is not how you yell like that. [holds up their dad's journal] This book. This is Dad's single most valuable possession. Everything he knows about every evil thing is in here. And he's passed it on to us. I think he wants us to pick up where he left off, you know, saving people, hunting things — the family business.
That makes no sense. Why, why doesn't he just call us? Why doesn't he tell us what he wants; tell us where he is?
I dunno. But the way I see it, Dad's given us a job to do and I intend to do it.
Dean, no. I gotta find Dad. I gotta find Jessica's killer. It's the only thing I can think about.
Okay, alright, Sam; we'll find them, I promise. Listen to me. You've gotta prepare yourself. I mean, this search could take a while, and all that anger, you can't keep it burning over the long haul, it's gonna kill you. You gotta have patience, man.
How do you do it? How does Dad do it?
Well, for one, them. [looks over at Haley and her brother] I mean, I figure our family's so screwed to hell; maybe we can help some others. Makes things a little bit more bearable. I'll tell you what else helps: killing as many evil sons of bitches as I possibly can.
Must you cheapen the moment?
Yeah.
[looking at Dean] Must be hard with your sense of direction — never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.
"Kids are the best"? You don't even like kids.
I love kids.
Name three children that you even know.
[Dean thinks; Sam begins to walk away; Dean scratches his head]
I'm thinking!
So, crayons is more your thing? That's cool. Chicks dig artists. Hey, these are pretty good. You mind if I sit and draw with you for a while? I'm not so bad myself. You know, I'm thinking you can hear me, you just don't want to talk. I don't know exactly what happened to your dad, but I know it was something real bad. I think I know how you feel. When I was your age, I saw something... anyway... well, maybe you don't think anyone will listen to you, or uh... or believe you. I want you to know that I will. You don't even have to say anything, you could draw me a picture about what you saw that day with your dad on the lake.
[continues drawing]
Okay, no problem. This is for you. [hands Lucas the picture he drew] This is my family. [points to the people he drew] That's my dad. That's my mom. That's my geek brother, and that's me. Alright, so I'm a sucky artist. I'll see you around, Lucas.
[To Andrea about Lucas] Kids are strong. You'd be surprised what they can deal with.
You're scared. It's okay, I understand. See, when I was your age, I saw something real bad happen to my mom and I was scared, too. I didn't feel like talking, just like you. But see, my mom — I know she wanted me to be brave. I think about that every day. And I do my best to be brave. And maybe your dad... wants you to be brave, too.
[puts a box of sandwiches in car] All right, if you're gonna be talking now, this is a very important phrase, so I want you to repeat it back to me one more time.
Zeppelin rules!
That's right. Up high. [raises hand for a high-5] You take care of your mom, okay?
[kisses Dean] Thank you.
[embarrassed] Sam, move your ass. We're gonna run out of daylight before we hit the road.
So what, all of this never keeps you up at night? [Dean shakes his head] Never. You're never afraid?
[shakes head again] No, not really. [Sam reaches under Dean's pillow, pulls out knife] That's not fear. That is precaution.
Alright, whatever. I'm too tired to argue.
Yeah, I know what an EMF meter is, but why does that one look like a busted up walkman?
[proudly] 'Cause that's what I made it out of. It's homemade.
[sarcastically] Yeah, I can see that.
[Dean looks hurt]
Alright, it's time for plan B. We're getting on that plane.
Wha...what? Now just hang on a second—
Dean, that plane is leaving with over a hundred passengers on board, and if we're right, that plane is gonna crash.
I know.
Well, okay. Then we're getting on the plane, we need to find that demon, and exorcise it. Look, I'll get the tickets and you just go get whatever you can from the trunk, whatever will get past security, meet me back here in five minutes. [Dean looks shocked] You okay?
No, not really.
What? What's wrong?
Well, I kinda have this problem with, um... [makes the movement of plane taking off with his hands]
Flying?
It's never really been an issue until now.
You're joking, right?!
Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?
Alright, uhh... I'll go.
What?!
I'll do this one on my own.
Are you nuts? You said it yourself: the plane's gonna crash.
Look, Dean, we can do it together, I can do this one by myself. I'm not seeing a third option here.
Come on! Really? Man...
Just try to relax.
Just try to shut up.
Are you humming Metallica?
Calms me down.
Look, man, I get you're nervous, alright, but you gotta stay focused.
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