MMonsignor
It's the men in my position who have had a hand in moving the rotten apples to another barrel. So my word is diluted.
Why are you so certain he is innocent? If you want an investigation, we do it my way. The cop way.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I thought you were gonna tell me to step back.
Yeah, well, I've learned that if you're on the edge of the cliff about to jump off, I can't tell you to take a step back. My best bet is to take your hand and jump with you.
He only has no criminal history because he hasn't been caught. Isn't that right, Mr. Acosta?
AAcosta
If that's true, it's only cause I'm better at my job than you are at yours.
Buffett was my first concert.
You're a Parrothead?
Mm-hmm.
What's a Parrothead?
Yeah, my thought exactly.
Parrotheads are fans of Jimmy Buffett. We are a very proud breed.
Oh! Whoa.
My first concert was Kiss at the Garden in 1983.
No, it wasn't. It was Michael Jackson. I got you the tickets.
No, actually, Dad, it was in fact Kiss at the Garden, before Michael Jackson, in 1983.
No, that's impossible. You were, like, 11.
I was actually ten.
Frank You snuck out.
I did. I'm sorry.
Whoa!
No, your first concert was the Rolling Stones. Your mom and I took you.
No. My first concert was 50 Cent.
Uh... he snuck out.
What? Whoa!
See, you reap what you sow.
Thanks, Dad.
My first concert was Old Blue Eyes at the Paramount.
There was a band called Old Blue Eyes?
God help him.
Frank Sinatra. When singers actually could sing.
There you go.
Springsteen was my first.
The Tracks Tour. Mom made me bring you instead of Barry Iannico.
I heard Barry dumped you after that.
No, I broke up with him.
That's not what he told me.
Black Album. Jay-Z. Madison Square Garden. I will never forget it.
Wow.
I was there.
No, you weren't.
I was there, at the Garden. I was there.
So was I.
All right. Dad, you're the only one who hasn't shared. What was your first concert?
Well, you're not gonna believe it. I've never been to a concert.
What?
You've never been to a concert?
That's not possible.
Everybody's been to a concert.
That's not possible. Tell us you've never been to a concert?
Nope.
Not the Stones.
Nope.
or Elton, Zeppelin?
Nope.
Not even after you married Mom?
Well, you're mother and I preferred to make our own music.
Oh.
Oh! No! No.
That's smooth, Dad.
I don't want to know.
Yeah, I thought so.
NCNYPD Ceremonial Unit Officer Presenting Flag
On behalf of the mayor of the city of New York, and the New York City Police Department, we present our department flag that your son so proudly served.
FRFrank Reagan
And looking around this table I gotta say I couldn't be more proud or grateful.
AAll
(together) Bless us, oh, Lord, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord. Amen.
[Final lines of the series. "Blue Bloods: End of Tour" was dedicated to the loving memory of Leonard Goldberg, who died on December 4, 2019 at the age of 85 in Los Angeles as the text reads: "In Loving Memory of Our Founder and Mentor Leonard Goldberg".]
[to her son] Otis, it's perfectly normal for a younger man to be sexually attracted to a mature woman. In fact, when you stigmatize his choice, then you feed into an unhealthy narrative on masculinity in middle age.
DDan
That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh?
[chuckles]
Sex and relationship therapist, thank you very much.
Are you new?
No. No, no, no. I've been here since first year. We had chemistry together last term. You set my desk on fire.
He still calls me "Tromboner". It's been four years. Four years!
You did get an erection on stage, in front of the entire school.
It was a semi!
OOlivia
Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember?
Oh, right, yeah, I forgot.
AAnwar
Have you been smoking again?
No, I haven't.
RRuby
Good. Because smoking is definitely not vegan.
[about marijuana] It has been linked to early onset impotence. Nothing conclusive yet... but you have to be careful with how much you smoke. I only bring it up because I have a number of clients who were heavy users at your age, and now they have trouble with sexual performance.
Sexual performance?
They have trouble finishing. Ejaculation. Jizz, spunk. Man milk!
Everyone has had sex over the summer. Everyone except you.
And you.
Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's.
Why the half?
We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.
Lose the tie. You look like a Mormon.
HHarry
I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. i had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know?
I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?
What the hell did you do?
Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.
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