Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Benson; How busy are you tomorrow?
I got no court appearances.
Great, you can drive me to Staten Island. [Carisi rolls his eyes] Come on, it's better than sitting in your office, ducking calls from the eighth floor.
All right, just don't tell my mother....unless you wanna sit through a two-hour Italian lunch.
You're familiar with rabbit starvation?
Not sure I wanna be.
It's an acute form of malnutrition. This is the same, but with sugar.
I'm never eating candy again.
[Playing a Dungeons & Dragons] Something's coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here.
It was a seven. The roll, it was a seven. The demogorgon... it got me. See you tomorrow!
Flo, Flo, we've discussed this, mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that's ever happened here in the four years I've been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie's head because it thought that her hair was a nest.
Guys, I really think we should turn back.
Seriously, Dustin?! You want to run to your mom, be a baby, then go home already!
I'm just being realistic, Lucas!
No, you're being a big sissy!
Did you ever think maybe Will went missing because he ran into something bad? And we're going to the exact same spot where he was last seen? And we have no weapons or anything?
Dustin shut up...
I'm just saying; does that seem smart to you?
Shut up, shut up... did you guys hear that?!
Okay, okay, okay, one at a time, all right?
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Step right up and get your tickets for the freak show.
Who do you think would make more money in a freak show? Midnight, Frogface, or Toothless?
[Mimicking Dustin] I'd go with Toothless.
I told you a million times my teeth are coming in. It's called cleidocranial dysplasia.
[Mimicking Dustin] I told you a million times.
[chuckles] Do the arm thing.
Do it, freak.
[Dustin cracking and flexing his bone]
God, it gets me every time.
Assholes.
I think it's cool. It's like you have superpowers or something. Like Mr. Fantastic.
Yeah, except I can't fight evil with it.
[To Eleven] We never would've upset you if we knew you had superpowers.
Why do we need weapons? We have her.
She shut ONE door!
With her mind!
People don't say what they're really thinking.
Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.
Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.
[Holding Dustin at knife point] Jump. Or Toothless here gets an early trip to the dentist!
No! N- [he stops talking as Troy holds the blade near his eyes]
I'll cut him, right now!
Alright, just hold on! Hold on!
Mike, don't do it! I don't need my baby teeth- Mike! Mike, seriously, don't!
[Mike walks to the edge of the cliff and looks down at the water]
Mike, don't do it! Don't do it, Mike!
Troy, I don't think this is a good idea, man.
Mike, don't!
Dentist's office opens in Five! Four! Three! Two!
MIKE!
One!
[Mike steps off the cliff and falls. The three boys race to the edge and look over]
Holy shit.
[Mike is suspended in mid-air, halfway down. As they watch, he suddenly begins rising back up]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[He floats over their heads and lands safely on the ground nearby. They hear footsteps and turn to see Eleven walking towards them with a stern look on her face. As Dustin and Mike grin, Troy brandishes his knife at her; Eleven twitches her neck, and James is thrown to the ground. A sickening crack comes from Troy's arm, causing him to scream and drop the knife.]
'AH..! She broke my arm! My arm!
[Coldly] Go.
Let's get outta here! Let's go!
[He and James run away and trip as they leave]
[Gleefully] YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER RUN! SHE'S OUR FRIEND AND SHE'S CRAZY! YOU COME BACK HERE, AND SHE'LL KILL YOU!
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