[Goku touches Nam's private]
Ah, so you are a boy!
NNam
Yes, I am.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
NNam
Just so you know, the people in my village greet each other by shaking hands.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
CCChi-Chi
Goku! What about the Wedding?
I'll be back; I'll try some of that next time! Goodbye!
CCChi-Chi
Goku!
See ya later, Chi-Chi!
CCChi-Chi
Goku! Wedding is not a food!
[Goku pours hot tea into Murasaki's mouth, causing him to jump out of his hiding spot in pain]
Tag you're it.
MMurasaki
What's the matter with you, are you crazy?! Just look at my tongue! Look what you did to me you savage monkey boy! Grr! That was a dirty trick! Grr! But, don't worry, I'll pay you back.
MMurasaki
What was that? N-no, surely you do not defy me!
A8Android 8
Yes, excuse me, but I hate violence.
MMurasaki
I don't remember asking for your opinion! Your job is to spread mayhem, not philosophy!
A8Android 8
It's your turn... to suffer! This one's for Goku! [punches General White out of Muscle Tower]
Wow, look at that lady. She's beautiful!
That's a statue, Goku.
[after a Hoipoi capsule pops out a full of pornography magazines, Goku startled, and one of the magazines landed on Goku's face]
Gosh, how sad... These girls must be poor... They can't afford clothes...
[while very angry] Those girls are not poor kid!
They're not?
No, sir! Now gimme that! [snatches a magazine from Goku's hands] Isn't there a man on this whole planet with a shred of... decency?! Men are animals! [tearing up all the magazines]
Bulma?
What?!
I'm going to get that Dragon Ball. Be right back!
CCaptain
Tear the house apart! I want those Dragonballs!
And I can see why. You're obviously lacking in the ball department.
LLaunch
What are you trying to do, poison me? You call that stuff food? In case I forgot to mention it, I'm allergic to garbage!
No wonder the fish is so sad, all he can see is blue!
BBlue
And our B-unit was defeated by an old scientist, a wild woman and a turtle armed with a branch!
We can always use Krillin's bald head as a flashlight
Funny Bulma.
NNarrator
Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of "Dragon Ball"!
Quick, untie me!
LLaunch
This rope is so tight.
There's a new invention, it's called a knife!
[tied up] What is this stuff?
LLunch
Are you playing a game?
Yeah it's called staying alive!
LLunch
Where did you get the blue rope from?
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