[Henry and Roni discover Wish Realm Peter Pan imprisoned in a pillory.]
Peter Pan? What happened to you? What happened to this land?
WRWish Realm Peter Pan
My son happened. He never forgives, and he never forgets. Guess neither of us grew up.
Your son took my family. I need to know where they are.
WRWish Realm Peter Pan
Your guess is as good as mine. But I recommend you abandon all hope of finding them and leave. Because while good things come into my son's castle– they never come out.
[Wish Realm Rumplestiltskin teleports Henry, Rogers, and Weaver into the snowglobe where Jacinda and Lucy are.]
WRWish Realm Rumplestiltskin
I reunited Henry and the others with his family. Bound to be quite the reunion.
Then why am I still here?
WRWish Realm Henry
[Stands up] Because we're finally back to what I'm getting out of this. I watched you crush my grandparents' hearts and take away my mom. And that story still needs its ending.
[Roni stares at Wish Realm Henry, knowing he wants to kill her.]
[Weaver and Rogers try to break the glass of the snowglobe.]
Our spirit's gonna break long before that glass.
We should try another area. There must be a weak spot.
There's that unshakable determination, however misguided. That's the reason why I kept you as a partner, Detective. That and your good heart.
Well, seeing as we're allowing certain death to bring up secret truths, I do have to ask you– given the amount of power that you once held, how come you never used it to destroy me?
Because you were the closest thing I ever had to a friend.
[Wish Realm Henry has Roni at swordpoint.]
WRWish Realm Henry
You knew I wouldn't listen to you, so why did you come here?!
WRWish Realm Henry
No, you didn't! What do you want from me?!
I just want you to know that you weren't alone. Because I know what that's like, too.
WRWish Realm Henry
You deserve to be alone, and that's how you're going to die.
I know you think I'm a villain whose life isn't worth saving, but yours means everything to me– All versions of it. So if this is how I have to go out– Showing you that there are people in the world that love you, no matter what you do– Oh, then– that's a worthy end for me.
[Wish Realm Henry drops his sword and the portals close.]
Oh, Henry. [Hugs Wish Realm Henry]
[Weaver stands against Wish Realm Rumplestiltskin.]
You are the Dark One. As was I. And I know all our little secrets. Becoming the Dark One was the act of a coward, but I'm no longer that man. You are. And that weak coward will not be the Rumplestiltskin the world remembers.
WRWish Realm Rumplestiltskin
So what's your plan then? Talk me to death?
Oh, my plan is– to do whatever it takes.
No, the line of the Guardians is gone. You'll never be with Belle!
I know that. But I also know you don't do the right thing for a reward, you do it because it's right. Now I've been selfish for too long. I've been living on stolen time. Now I will finally face the unknown.
[Weaver rips out his heart from his chest, puts it in Rogers' chest, and collapses dead, as Wish Realm Rumplestiltskin dissolves into dust.]
WRWish Realm Rumplestiltskin
[While dissolving into dust] No more Rumple?
[After being crowned "The Good Queen"] I thought my story came to an end a long time ago. And then, new people came into my life. People who gave me a second chance. I can't wait to see what's in store for me next. Well, for everyone. I refuse to believe there won't be more adventures, more love, more family. And yes, there will be more loss. Because that's just a part of life. And in the end, we can get past it all. With hope.
[Charlie and Pim enter Desmond's room before seeing a terribly depressed and malnourished Desmond holding a revolver at his head]
What's, uh... What's up, man? What's happening, big guy? What's with the gun?
DDesmond
Oh, nothing. I was probably gonna use it to shoot myself or somethin'.
Oh, you don't need to do that, man. Why don't you just... put the gun down, buddy?
Yeah, d-don't worry. Things are gonna be OK. W-what's wrong?
DDesmond
Well, life's not going that great for me. [slowly zoom in with somber background music playing] My wife left me, my kids left me, my dog died from a broken heart last fall. So I don't know. Yeah, probably just gonna end it all or somethin'.
[Charlie and Pim take a short pause; Charlie turns to Pim]
Pim, can I, uh... Can I talk to you for a second? [talks to Pim in a hushed voice] Look, Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy is a lost cause. He has obviously made up his mind. Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here?
Oh, come on. That's nonsense, Charlie. We've never given up on a job so far. [walks up to Desmond in an innocent manner] Um, hello there, sir. I know you don't know who I am, but my name is Pim. I know right now things seem bleak, but I promise to you that by the end of this beautiful day, you will have a big gorgeous smile on that handsome face of yours. Oh, won't you give us a chance? [Desmond pauses for a beat]
DDesmond
OK. But if you can't help me... [zoom in on Desmond talking in a disturbing deep machine voice] I'm gonna fuckin' shoot myself and make you two watch.
OK, not sure about that, but yaaay!
[Allan goes through a big hole behind the fridge and sees a person inside the walls browsing on a computer]
Uh... [the person frantically tries to close the tab but covers the screen from Allan with his hands] Hey, sorry to bother you, but did you a see a mouse run through here by chance?
WGWall Guy
I don't know. [pause] Yeah, no clue, man. Maybe try down there.
[unsure] Thanks, I'll...check it out.
WGWall Guy
By the way, for the record, you should probably knock or make yourself known next time you enter someone's place.
Dude, I don't even think you should be in here to begin with.
WGWall Guy
Yeah, not really your business though, is it?
[bothered] When you're living in our office walls, yeah, it kind of is.
WGWall Guy
[nodding him to leave] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
[sighs deeply] OK, I'm not... I'm not doing this right now. Bye.
WGWall Guy
Yeah, bye. [Allen takes one look at the person before moving on]
[Charlie and Pim enter inside Mr. Frog's extravagant and spacious mansion]
Dude, this house is insane! There's like a thousand rooms in here. You have a gym, you got a theatre, [sees wild animals fighting aggressively to death behind a glass window] and you've even got a beautiful animal sanctuary.
Yes. But if I don't get my job back on the Mr. Frog Show, I'll lost it all. Hello.
Well, first things first, have you thought about just apologising for putting that TMZ reporter in your mouth? That was pretty bad.
Hello. But I'm not sorry.
[thinking] Hm... All right, that definitely makes it harder. Um, let's see... [Mr. Frog appears next to Pim's other side]
Um, can I pull your hair?
[scared] Uh, no. No, please don't.
No, no, no, no. Screw apologising! All we have to do is rehabilitate his image.
I guess we could try to make the world see the good side of Mr. Frog. How hard could that be? [both look at Mr. Frog for a beat; Mr. Frog pauses before suddenly pulling Pim's "hair" on top of his head, later revealed to be an exposed nerve ending] GAHH--!!! [the scene transitions to the next one]
[late at night in Mr. Frog's swimming pool, Pim talks to Charlie in the hot tub]
All right, somehow no drugs was worse than drugs. Charlie, if we can't get him under control, I don't think we're gonna be able to help him.
Don't worry, Pim, I am way ahead of you. [holds a canister of pills] I gave him some of these already.
[concerned] Charlie, what did you give him?
My uncle had some sleeping pills laying around to help him sleep at night after he rammed his car into a crowd of people.
Your uncle seems to get into lots of car accidents.
Yeah, he loves his cars. He loves his cars. [Pim sees a drugged Mr. Frog floating in the pool, laughing watching a video on his phone]
Is it safe for him to be in that pool when he's on them?
Yeah, no one's ever done anything crazy on sleeping pills.
[Charlie and Pim enter into an apartment building]
Uh, Smiling Friends. Are you the one who called?
[In a monotone/drone like voice] Yes, I called. It is I, Shrimp. That is my name.
Hey Shrimp, what's going on, man?
SIGH. My girlfriend just broke up with me. I am heartbroken.
