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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Oh, you know what? You don't want to be with me, then don't, alright?

Nate, I'm kidding, come on... Of course I want to be with you, I love you!

Yeah? Well then why do you treat me like shit all the time?

Because I had a really fucked up life and I use sarcasm to hide how ridiculously vulnerable I really am... Hey, come on, Jesus, you know that.

All we have is this moment, right here, right now. The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid being alive today. So be here... now.

[During an intake, the stepmother and the daughters are bickering over the decedent's request to be buried beside his first wife.]

D1Daughter #1

It's what our father wanted.

SStepmother

No, it's what you want, because you never liked me!

D1Daughter #1

Well, you got that right.

SStepmother

You hate that you couldn't control your father when he was alive, and now you're trying to do it when he's dead.

D2Daughter #2

It was his decision!

There is a significant unpaid balance on the account.

D1Daughter #1

We'll pay for it!

SStepmother

If you take one cent from him, you'll be hearing from my attorney!

I really don't think that's necessary.

SStepmother

Oh, no? I gave the last six years of my life to that man; and contrary to what these stupid bitches think, I really did love him and I will not be humiliated like this!

D2Daughter #2

Yeah, well, if you do not follow our father's instructions exactly, you'll be hearing from our attorney, who used to work for Disney.

SStepmother

Oh, bring it on, ferret face!

D2Daughter #2

Oh, fuck you, you gold-digging slut!

SStepmother

How dare you!

D2Daughter #2

There are naked pictures of you on the Internet! My son showed them to me!

Shut up! All of you, shut the fuck up! Jesus Christ, a man died. Your husband, your father lived a life, and now he's dead. Show some respect.

I'm not saying that you did it on purpose! But I do think we need to disengage from each other, because our relationship is really toxic.

So, what's new?

Actually, I spent all night doing it with this couple from Orange County. And I have absolutely no idea why.

MDr. Michaelson

[as imagined by Brenda] I'm sorry, but I don't think I can help you because you don't need any help. You've clearly evolved beyond the need for therapy. I'm actually in awe of you because I'd be fucking strangers like a truck-stop whore on crack if I wasn't so inhibited by my pathetic Judeo-Christian upbringing.

If we live our lives the right way, then every single thing we do becomes a work of art.

[after sex] Okay, you guys need to go now.

SSShort Stoner

Okay, then.

TSTall Stoner

Hm, can I have your number?

Why? So we can date?

TSTall Stoner

[as they leave] Late.'

Claire, are you depressed?

I'm not even going to answer that question.

Well, whatever you're going through, I hope you don't blame me.

I would like to go on record as saying I am in full support of you going to art school.

Consider it recorded. But I'm just taking a tour. Let's not get our panties in a wad over it.

[Keith cleans the house and David combs Taylor's hair for a social worker's visit.]

What are you looking for?

Anything that seems too, uh … funny.

Funny "ha-ha," or funny gay?

Clearly there's something wrong with me that you hide something like this from me, your brother and sister knew for months.

I wanted to protect you …

You're not supposed to protect me. I'm supposed to protect you. That's what a mother does. She tries. Most of the time she fails, but how are you ever going to feel loved if you don't ever let me try?

I do. I do feel loved.

[crying] There's just so many months I could have loved you better.

You loved me fine.

You're everything … you're everything to me, and you don't even know it.

[crying] Oh, God, I don't wanna go. Oh, I can't do this. I can't!

I won't let you go. I'll never let you go.

PParker

That little Indian bitch turned herself in so that she wouldn't come back as a rodent.

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