“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Margaret

You know, some complete stranger just grabbed my ass! Isn't this fabulous?

David

All she told the police is that he was boring.

Nate

What, that's it? … Sick part is, I understand it. … Sometimes I'm boring.

David

Me, too. [awkward silence]

Ruth

Sometimes people are hard to take but only because the first side they present is annoying or aggressive because they're nervous. After you spend some time with them you realize maybe there's another side to them that's worth knowing

Aren't you enjoying this even one bit?

David

Yeah, I'm loving it. Why?

Well, your dick isn't responding.

God hates fags!

Nate

[to protester] God hates morons!

David

Please, God. Help me. Take this pain away. Please fill this loneliness with your love. Help me, God, please, help me.

Why do people have to die?

Nate

To make life important.

Rico

Now, this is a beautiful and unusual cremains vessel. The ashes actually fill these dolphins, which are carved out inside.

She wasn't really into dolphins. I remember somebody suggesting she boycott tuna, y'know, because of the whole dolphins-getting-caught-in-the-net thing. And she said, "Fuck dolphins, I want a Niçoise salad."

I was in school today. I just wasn't in American History. I mean, who needs to know that shit anyways?

Claire

Well, somebody who wants to have some concept of how the world works so they can have a fucking chance in life.

We tend to forget how many gifts God has given each and every one of us because our lives are so filled with distractions, crowded with messages competing for out attention, encouraging us to be unhappy with our lives. If only we looked younger, had perfect skin, zero body fat. The truth of the matter is, God loves us just the way we are.

[singing] Tiny Venus, your breath like baby rabbits on a field abuzz with bees and life. Little did you know how briefly the sun would shine upon your own private utopia. Your candle may have been blown out, but you hang in the air like smoke.

Nate

All that lives, lives forever. Only the shell, the perishable passes away. The spirit is without end. Eternal. Deathless.

Nate

Everything's bad for something.

Brenda

That's the thing about depression: if you really allow yourself to feel it, it gets very boring very fast.

I'm a psychic, so, y'know …

David

Wow, that must be very interesting.

It's just more information.