Damn...! It's even tighter in here than I thought. I couldn't get through this far if I was regular sized. I'm lucky that I've got a small body. [Pause...] OH, NO! I JUST CALLED MYSELF A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
N6Number 66
I am the infamous serial killer, Barry the Chopper! HA!
... Sorry, I've never heard of you. [Barry is crushed by the fact he is not recognized.] I'm from a little town in the east, so...
Fine! But even if you don't know who I am, shouldn't you at least be a little scared?! Shouldn't you be going, "Ahhh!" or "What happened to your body?!" Or something!
[Alphonse removes his helmet, revealing that he doesn't have a body]
AHHH! What happened to YOUR body, freak?!
Hey... now that's impolite.
Did you hear what I said? My dear little Elysia's about to turn three!
Lieutenant Colonel Hughes! Do you think this could wait? I'm at work.
Oh, what a coincidence. I'm at work, too. She's the cutest little thing. You should see her!
I'm sure she's adorable, but stop calling me to gush over your daughter, and on a military line,too!
Not just my daughter! I gush over my wife too!
Roy [growls to self at his desk]
I know, I know, it's your turn now. Go ahead, Colonel. I know you're dying to gush over you very own... scar-faced Ishvallan.
I consider you people whether you have physical bodies or not. If I didn't, that would mean I didn't believe my own brother is a person either.
[Before the Older Slicer can reveal the truth, Lust grabs him]
My, that was a close call. Number 48, you should know better than to talk about things that don't concern you.
[She shatters the Older Slicer's helmet. Then she and Envy see Edward]
Well, well, would you look at that. What's the Fullmetal pipsqueak doing here?
Lust': Such a troublesome boy. How did you find out about this place?
YSYounger Slicer
Brother? Brother! BROTHER!
[Taking the Younger Slicer's sword, Envy starts stabbing him to death]
Quit your pathetic blubbering, you idiot! You were trying to kill one of our most important sacrifices. Do you understand me?! You could've messed up the entire plan! What would we have done then?! Huh?!
[After killing the Younger Slicer, Envy drops the sword and joins Lust in front of Edward]
Tell me who you people are. What plan are you talking about? What do you mean when you say "important sacrifice?"
Oh, my... the pipsqueak's raring to go! I think I made it angry!
... Don't call me pipsqueak again!
Then what would you prefer?... eh, pipsqueak?
[Ed kicks out at Envy, who dodges]
Whoa, now... there's no need to fight here. Someone might get hurt, you know.
This is a fight that you started... so come on!
[Ed's Automail Arm breaks! A small pause follows]
[deadpan] Technical difficulties?
[Edward shrieks in horror]
Lucky me!
[Envy catches Ed off guard and knees him in the stomach]
You're fortunate your arm's broken... If not for that, you wouldn't be getting off so easily.
[He lets the semi-conscious Ed drop to the ground]
Listen to me well, boy... don't ever forget this. Always remember we allowed you to live. We can't have him poking around this place again, it's too dangerous. We'll have to go. Blow it up.
MRMaria Ross
Stay right there! Or the next one puts a hole in your head.
This isn't going quite as I planned.
...You didn't drink your milk.
...Why should I? I hate it.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SMALL AND STUNTED FOREVER IF YOU KEEP USING THAT STUPID EXCUSE!
SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE TO DRINK IT IF I DON'T WANNA!
YOU SOUND LIKE A SPOILED LITTLE BRAT, EDWARD ELRIC!
RRoss
Every growing boy needs his milk.
BBrosh
Yeah, you want the girls to like you, don't you?!
Well done! Ah, it feels good to have it back. Thanks a lot!
Sure. No problem.
[Hughes busts into Ed's hospital room.]
Yo, Ed, my boy! Is it true you brought a pretty blonde girl into your room to service you?
[Ed falls off his bed face down on the floor, his wound re-opening briefly.]
She's my automail mechanic! That's all, nothing more!
Oh, I see. You've seduced your mechanic, have you?
[freaks out] GAH! THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID AT ALL! WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!
In general, men prefer to let their actions speak instead of words. When they're in pain, they don't want to burden anyone with it, not if they can help it. They don't want anyone to worry about them. That's how they are. Even so, there may come a time when they'll ask for your help. And when they do, I know that you'll be there for them. Isn't that enough?
[speaking to a pint of milk] So we meet again, you little bastard! I'm not gonna drink you.
Brother. You have a living body that needs nourishment. You have to drink it.
I don't have to if I don't want to. It may not look like it, but I have grown some, but everyone still calls me a pipsqueak. I wish I was like you, Al. You've got such a big body now.
[suddenly snaps] IT'S NOT LIKE I ASKED FOR THIS BODY, "BROTHER!"
[lying in a bed, the first surgery to attach automail finished] It's all my fault Al lost his body and it's all my fault he can't eat anymore, he can't sleep, he can't feel cold nor warmth. He's my little brother and I'm supposed to protect him and I did this! How can he ever forgive me?
We've always fought like this... ever since we were really little. Now that I think about it, we've fought over some really stupid things, haven't we?
Like who would get the top and bottom bunk.
Yeah.
We fought over candy a lot too, huh?
And that toy, you remember?
I won that one. And when we played in the rain river too.
Oh yeah... you shoved me into the water.
And that fight we had during our training?
Teacher said we were being too loud, then she beat us up herself. We called that one a draw.
We even fought over which one of us would marry Winry someday.
EPEdward [panicking]
What? Don't remember that one.
I won the fight, but she shot me down.
Oh, did she? [Long pause...] You're telling me that all those memories are lies?
...Sorry.
The power of one man doesn't amount to much, But however little strength I'm capable of... I'll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, And in turn they'll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme, There's just one thing. If you hope to eventually protect everyone... then you'll have to figure out a way to stand at the top of the pyramid.
I can only imagine how good it must feel up there, Hughes... Although... I'll never be able to find out without all the support I can get.
There's no doubt about that. You're not very subtle, y'know. You've got my support... But you could've just asked me... It ought to be fun to watch though... And maybe your naive idealism might actually do some good.
[Researching in the archives] ...These endless uprisings. The Philosopher's Stone... Human sacrifices... And the outright genocide of the Ishvallan people... Then this means... How could this even happen, and who could orchestrate something as terrible as this...? I've gotta tell the Führer right away.
[By then, Lust enters the room.]
Hello, Lieutenant Colonel... It's nice to meet you... Well, actually... 'Hello' really isn't the word I'm looking for.
[notices Lust's Ouroboros Tattoo above her breasts] Cool tattoo you've got there...
Those are your last words...? Wouldn't you rather scream?
You look just like... But you're not. Who the hell are you, lady?
EAEnvy [as Maria Ross]
I'm Second Lieutenant Ross, sir. You've lost too much blood.
Drop the act already. You're not Second Lieutenant Ross. She has a mole under her left eye!
EIEnvy [in his normal voice]
You're observant... I can't believe I forgot... [He fixes the mistake.] There. How do I look now?
This is not happening... Please tell me that I'm hallucinating or something.
You really are a smart man, Lieutenant Colonel. Did you ever think that'd be the cause of your death?
[takes out a knife] C'mon, have a heart, will ya...? I've got a wife and daughter waiting for me... So the last thing I'm gonna do... is die on them!
[He turns around to see Gracia.]
You look surprised!
... What the hell are you?!
[A gunshot is fired. Meanwhile, at the East...]
TOTelephone Operator
There's a Lieutenant Colonel Hughes on hold for you. He claims it's urgent.
Of course he does... Put him through... Look, Hughes, I don't have time for daughter stories. [A pause.] Hey, Hughes? Hughes...? You okay...? Hughes?!
EAEnvy [as he hangs the phone]
You humans don't make any sense to me. You throw away your lives for nothing.
[Envy takes his leave as Hughes is covered in his own blood.]
Gracia... I'm so sorry... Elysia... Remember, Daddy loves you... I'm sorry.
[He dies.]
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