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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

I've been thinking about this for a long time. We put all our trust in alchemy but in the end... what is it? "Alchemy is the science of understanding the flow of matter and its laws... The process of comprehension, deconstruction, and reconstruction. The world flows too. It must also follow laws. Everything circulates... Even death is a part of that circulation. You must accept the flow." Hmm, Teacher sure drummed that into our heads, didn't she? I thought I understood it... but I don't understand anything... Mom proves that. Now here I am again, trying desperately to figure out a way to do the impossible... I'm such a hopeless idiot... All this time and I haven't grown up one bit. I thought maybe the rain would wash away some of this gloom that's been following me... but right now every drop that hits my face is even more depressing.

I don't even get that much... without a body, I can't feel the rain hitting my face. That's something I miss...all the time. I wanna get my body back soon, Brother. I just wanna be human again. Even if it means going against the flow of the world, and trying to do the impossible.

[thinking] Damn it, what the hell is this guy's problem?! Making enemies isn't something that I ... Well I never really avoided it, but there's no reason someone should be trying to kill me!

JHJean Havoc

Major, watch what you're doing! We don't wanna destroy the city, do we?!?

What do you mean? Destruction and creation are two sides of the same coin! You must destroy to create! THAT IS THE LAW OF THE UNIVERSE! [takes off shirt, poses epically]

Did he have to strip?

Are you surprised? He's clearly insane.

Oh, is it over now?

Lieutenant Colonel Hughes, where have you been this whole time?

I thought it best to lay low.

You didn't think about maybe backing us up?

Of course not! A person like me shouldn't get dragged into a freakshow with you pack of pseudo-humans! It's bad for my health!

[punches Edward, leaving him shocked] Why didn't you run away when I told you to?! What kind of idiot are you?!?

No way! I'm not just gonna run away and leave you behind!

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE A IDIOT! [punches Edward again as their quarrel catches attention from a spectating military]

What do you keep punching me like that for? If I'd run away you coulda been killed, you know that?!

And maybe I wouldn't have been! Making the decision to die is something only an idiot does!

Hey, easy on the "idiot" stuff. I'm still your older brother, got it?!

[grabs him by the collar] I'll say it all I want to! Survival is the only way, Ed! Live on, learn more about alchemy! You can find a way to get our bodies back and help people like Nina. You can't do that by dying! I won't allow you to abandon the possibility of hope, and choose a meaningless death. [his arm falls off] Oh, great! Now my arm came off because my brother's a big fat idiot!

Hmm... We're really falling apart, aren't we, Brother? We look like we belong in a junkyard.

But we're still alive.

We are.

Excuse me, but do you know who this person is, by any chance? [holds a picture of Dr. Tim Marcoh, the Crystal Alchemist]

Wow, Major, you can really draw.

The art of portraiture has been passed down through the Armstrong family for generations.

TMTim Marcoh

Amazing… The ability to transmute a specific person's soul like this… Maybe one as talented as you would be able to produce a complete Philosopher's Stone.

So…!

But I can't show you my research.

Why not?

You must not seek after the Stone!

Not even if it's to get our bodies back?

Never! This is the devil's research! If you chase the Stone, you will go through Hell!

I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH HELL!

[A wrench is thrown at Edward's head, connecting and knocking him to the ground.]

WRWinry Rockbell

Edward, I thought I told you to call first when you're headed back here for maintenance.

WINRY! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

[laughs happily] Welcome back!

EDEdward [deadpan]

Yeah.

[Quick transition to the fragments of Ed's broken automail arm.]

OH, NO...!

Yeah, sorry it's a little smashed up.

WFWinry [fuming]

"A little smashed up?" A "little?" Ed, do you see what you've done to my beautiful creation? I slaved over this!

It's basically the same, it's just in smaller pieces.

[Winry slugs him in the face.]

It's just so lovely! The smell of oil, the hum of the ball bearings, the rugged yet amazingly beautiful form created through anatomical engineering! Ahh, how wonderful you are... my automail!

Crazy Gearhead.

You'd be lost without me, Alchemy Freak.

DBDenny Brosh

It's nothing. Although, if you don't mind me asking, why are you wearing a suit of armor?

[The brothers look at each other, then back at Brosh and his partner, Maria Ross.]

ETElrics [together]

It's a hobby.

In the end, burning the entire place down was easier.

Oh, is that what you were doing in Central?

Yeah. The Fullmetal boy found out about Marcoh's research. Something had to be done about it. With that issue taken care of, I thought I would come to see how things are progressing in East City. Is he here? [Gluttony, who has been sniffing the air, stands.] ... Gluttony?

I smell him. I can smell him. The scar faced Ishvallan... he's close. I can taste his stink. Like blood. I still get to eat him, right?

Oh yes, down to the last strand of hair.

Scar hasn't been sighted. Not once since that incident with the Elric Brothers.

Maybe he's not even in East City anymore.

I hope you're wrong about that.

Huh?

This case has obviously gotten to be too much for Central to handle. If I can close it quickly enough, I'll be golden. I've got a ladder to climb, and this is how it's done. I need every mark in my favor that I can get.. at least until I've assumed the office of Führer, that is.

You may not want to display your ambition quite so nakedly, sir.

Yeah, I'll be sure to remember that in future.

Have you found the body?

Not yet, but we're still searching.

Either way, he can't be in good shape after losing this much blood.

Yeah, but we do this by the book. We need to find hard proof that he's dead. Alright, Lieutenant Havoc...

Yes, sir?

You and your men will work day and night to clear out this debris. I want his body found. Don't take so much as a coffee break until that's done, do you understand?

C'mon, Colonel, can't you cut us some slack? At this rate, you're gonna work us all to death.

Shut up! I don't get to relax until I've seen his body! That means you don't get to, either.

BBrosh

I... I don't understand. These are cookbooks. What could they possibly have to do with alchemy?

Alchemy's a powerful art. It can be incredibly dangerous if misused. In order to prevent that, alchemic research is always encrypted. These are designed to look like recipes to the average person, but they're actually advanced alchemical notes. Only the alchemist who originally wrote them can understand.

BBrosh

If they're so heavily encrypted, then how are you going to be able to decipher them?

It's not going to be easy. We'll have to use all our alchemical knowledge.

How did you put it again, Al? "I think dedication is a talent all on its own"? Very smooth, little brother, very smooth!

Well... it's something I always think whenever I see a certain someone I know.

In that case, a certain someone should hurry up and get back to work, or you're gonna have to come up with a new motivational phrase!

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