Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[trying to explain the strange noises] It was probably just the wind through the willow grove.
[the noises start again]
That was no wind through a willow grove.
Would you believe steeple chimes?
[During the re-enactment of the locket's disappearance; Bobby got back in bed]
Can I spit out my toothpaste?
Why didn't you spit it out in the bathroom?
You said we had to do just what we did before. I didn't spit now cause I didn't spit then. And you know somethin'?
What?
It's hard to talk with your mouth full of toothpaste.
The suspense is killing me!
So is the toothpaste!
Gas. Did we turn the gas off?
Dad, our stove is electric!
[she thinks Cindy has a cold] Cindy? Are you coming down with the sniffles?
If I am, I do not want Greg or Marcia blowing on my nose. I can do it myself.
[When Mr. Randolph --the principal-- hands Marcia the paper and asks him to read it --which is the text undeneath the drawing-- Marcia reads it. The drawing is supposed to be a picture of either George Washington, Mrs. Denton, or a hippopotamus. And Marcia says...!]
[reading the caption] "MRS. DENTON? OR A HIPPOPOTAMUS?"
Is that your drawing?
As much as we hate to do it, Marcia, I’m afraid you can’t have your sleepover (today).
[in between tears and before crying] MY PARTY?!
Honey? That drawing might have seemed funny at the time. But you just must have respect for your teachers.
[crying] But I didn’t do it! I didn’t write Mrs. Denton’s name on it, or that stupid remark!
Your principal said you did, honey. And he’s a very responsible man. He wouldn’t punish you for nothing.
[crying] You mean, you would rather believe him than me!
Marcia? What you did, that paper was in your desk. And it had your name on it. Well, what else could Mr. Randolph think?
[crying] You don’t believe me either! And if you don’t, I don’t want a party, or anything ever from you!
[While Jan, Cindy, and the other girls are upstairs washing off the itching powder after Greg pranked them with it by putting it --the itching powder-- into their sleeping bags.]
My brother (Greg) is going to regret this!
It itches, Marcia. But it’s kind of funny. I like jokes. What about the one we pulled on Mrs. Denton?
[Marcia forgets about getting revenge on Greg for the itching powder prank. And she turns to Paula. That is, and Paula is still itching her tummy from the itching powder --caused by Greg's prank.]
[to Paula] We?
Yeah, you drew the picture and I wrote the funny line. You know about the hippo?
You did that?
Yeah, didn’t you think it was funny?
Funny?! I got punished for that!
Punished? You did?
I have to stay after school for a whole week now! I almost didn’t have this sleepover because of what you wrote!
Peter, snow!
[Cindy pretends to share her sweets with Bobby. She asks Bobby if he wants some of her licorice. That is, as she asks him...!]
[in a fake-friendly tone] Want a piece of licorice?
Yeah!
[in mean voice] I BET YOU DO! (AND YOU GET ONLY ONE BITE!)
[Cindy takes her candy and runs away with it. That is, after she tells Bobby she knows he wants some licorice but he only gets one bite.]
Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk.
You stop that, Buddy Hinton!
Stop that! Oh witty bitty baby talk. There is no witty bitty baby talk, say something. Come on, say something.
[witnesses it and intervenes] Cut that out, Buddy!
Baby, baby, what did you say?
Quit teasing my sister!
Strain a guppy out of his fish tank?
Tattletale!
All right, that's enough.
But I didn't do anything wrong. Peter stained the guppy.
All right, what Peter did was wrong and what you did was wrong, too. You know that's none of your business. Your tattling is not right and could get other people into trouble.
I'm not lending everything to a snitcher!
I'm not a snitcher. I just tell it like it is.
Well I'm not lending you my skate key after the way you squealed on Greg and Peter!
Okay, I'll tell what you did yesterday.
You little fink!
[Carol, Alice and Cindy are looking after Bobby]
[brings another pillow to rest Bobby's leg] If you ask me, I think it's a miracle.
Yes, that he only sprained his ankle.
No, I meant that it's a miracle that you have a doctor that makes house calls.
He didn't even ask Bobby to stick out his tongue and say "Ah".
Well, that's just when you sprain the tonsil. Come on, Florence Nightingale, you can help me in the kitchen, making hospital corners on the napkins.
[Mike got Bobby a parakeet]
Boy, a parakeet just for a sprained ankle. Can I get an alligator if I broke my leg?
No, so don't try it.
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