Now, the Farmer we've loved is gone for good, but we can still end his carnivorous reign of terror!
That's pathetic. Did Luke Skywalker pass when he had to blow up the Death Star? Did Tarzan pass when Jane was threatened by the Chimp King? Did that guy... pass... when he had to do the thing... in the place with those people?! You bet he didn't! NOW, WHO'S WITH ME?!
[The animals are still unsure.]
[gripping his own neck, using ventriloquism with his other hoof; high-pitched voice] Get in the cart or the cow gets it.
[The other animals, except Abby, beg.]
Don't hurt him! Please don't hurt him!
Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours!
Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speeding butt-whoopin'!
Whoa, citizens no likey the Cowman.
Now, you listen, Otis, your idea to fight evil around the barnyard by becoming a superhero is just plain--
Dude, there's no "L" in "dumb-7".
They're just wrong, Pip. I know we have what it takes to be superheroes.
We're way better than most of those other costumed losers out there.
Yeah, like the aqua dude. I mean, his tights are silly, and how much crime really happens underwater?
Pip and I have this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us.
Yeah, I'll do that right after never.
[sees Cowman on the news] Nathan, it's that cow from next door. The one that's always making fun of me.
Flight control to your mind, you're going down! Pull up, pull up!
AAH! Nathan, that crook from TV just kicked our door in!
[in the kitchen, not noticing] You're mad, gal. Just one of them salesmen. They're getting bold...
C Crook
Quiet, lady. Cowman's on my tail.
Cowman? Tell me everything.
[running to Mrs. Beady's house] I can't let him harm Mrs. Beady. [stops] Then again... [goes back to running] Nah, nah, I'd better stop him. [rushes into Mrs. Beady's house, confronting the crook] It is I, the uddered avenger! I am justice in-cow-nate! I am-- [Mrs. Beady hits him with a frying pan] ...sleepy. [passes out]
C Crook
Hehehe. Thanks for the help, lady. Now, I'm outta here.
Not so fast. You're in this with me, so... GET BACK INSIDE!!!
[The crook ties up Otis while Mrs. Beady holds a camcorder.]
[groans] Ma'am, as a deputized officer of the law, I must warn you that you will not get awa--
Oh, hush! I know who you really are. You're one of those talking animals from next door.
C Crook
[finishes tying up Otis] Okay, uh, this is getting a little weird for me.
[Mrs. Beady kicks the door back into place, keeping the crook from leaving.]
Because of you, people laugh and call me crazy. Not anymore! [to the crook] Unmask him!
C Crook
I ain't gettin' too close. What if he has super-melting vision or somethin'?
Oh, for goodness sake. [gives him the camcorder] Here, you tape us. I'll unmask him myself.
It's milkin' time, filth bag! [punches the crook]
Oh, being superheroes was awesome, Otis. Can we do it again?
Of course, Abby. With great cow power comes great cow responsibility.
Great, more cows in spandex.
Hey, anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?
You really are 31 flavors of dumb, aren't you?
Hey, what's in this sandwich?
I pre-chewed it, so you wouldn't waste precious jaw energy.
You... you pre-chewed this sandwich in my mouth?
So the sandwich in my mouth was previously in your mouth.
[walks away] Nice taste, huh?
[Otis runs into the field, screaming past Abby and Bessy.]
SPIT SANDWICH!!! [licks the grass to get the germs off]
Okay! No more! I give up! I cannot do this anymore!
No! I can't keep faking life-threatening situations, so you'll save me, and we'll be even, and then you'll finally LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
I was just trying to be nice since you saved... [cries]
Duke, Duke, don't cry. Look, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but please, stop being nice to me!
Now, explosives can be highly unpredictable, Freddy? You want to help me do a test run?
You had me at "explosives".
Fuse! Fireworks! Pain! HELP!!!
FP Female Patron
And I'd like a side salad.
Yeah, well, I'd like a cruise to Barbados, but that's not happening either.
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