You two, knock it off!
CChild
What are you gonna do? You're just a kid!
[burns the ground near them with his heat vision] I'm the kid with laser beams comin' out his eyes!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I've got a plan! I'll make some giant handcuffs and-
Forget it!
Never mind what I just said. We'll take care of everything else. Lantern, you go crazy!
You've used it all. Don't you realize what you've done? A bargain is a bargain.
[After the League members been changed back to adults, Wonder Woman is still holding Etrigan]
EEtrigan
...Mommy?
[Wonder Woman drops Etrigan, looking somewhere between disgusted and annoyed]
Wait, what happened to Mordred?
MLMorgaine le Fey
My spell gave him eternal youth. But now he has broken it, all he has is eternal life.
Circumstances asides, it was kind of... enjoyable being a kid again.
I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
MLMorgaine le Fey
[Approaches an impossibly old, feeble and senile Mordred] Did you miss Mommy? Well, don't you worry, baby. Mommy's going to take good care of you, from now on...
Thank you, thank you. You've all been so kind to me tonight. You know, my cousins, the Sirens, never thought I could sing. Really! They thought they were all that with their 'Charm the Sailors' routine. But I'm showing them, aren't I?
[Dead silence. Circe glares - the audience applauses]
Oh thank you! I love you all! Are there any requests?
Stcejbo kcatta ecriC!
I'm not sure I know that one...
[under attack by Zatanna] Insolent trickster! You dare to strike- [gets hit by a chair] You dare to strike- [gets hit by a table] You dare to strike- [gets smothered by a tablecloth] QUIT IT! Oh, no... [gets hit by a grand piano]
You're both beginning to remind me of Sisyphus after a hard day pushing his boulder up a mountain. But me, I could keep this up all night.
Wait. It seems that magic always has a price.
And your point is...?
What would I have to give to make you lift your spell on Diana?
Well, now you're getting interesting. I want something from you that's very precious. Something you've worked very hard to conceal. Something when gone, you can never regain. Something so shattering...
[cut to Batman at a mike]
[singing] Am I blue? Am I blue? Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you... Am I blue? Am I blue? Ain't these tears In my eyes tellin' you? Am I blue? You'd be too If each plan That you had done fell through...
[Zatanna sniffles]
[singing] There was a time I was Your only one...
[Circe sobbing]
But now I'm the sad And lonely one...
[Zatanna is listening to Batman sing as her eyes tear up. She produces a handkerchief to dab at her eyes... then passes it to Circe, who is also crying at the performance.]
Beautiful.
And you'll keep your part of the bargain?
A deal's a deal. He can stop now.
Not on your life!
[Both keep watching the performance.]
[singing] I should say...
[Wonder Woman grunts]
Circe.
Remember when Penguin tried to kidnap that singer?
Ricky what's-his-name? So?
I spent a month on stakeout. Must've heard that song a hundred times.
[to Batman, after he leaves the stage] Is there anything you can't do?
There's one thing I've never been very good at. Saying "thank you." [they share a smile]
And, truthfully, it's all still pretty much of a blur to me. Did I miss anything?
Not really. The important thing is you're safe.
Yeah. Of course, that's not the only important thing.
[Wonder Woman humming "Am I Blue?"]
[Gilbert Halstrom painting]
[Gilbert Halstrom gasps]
What's with the running, doc? We both know how this is gonna turn out.
GHGilbert Halstrom
I didn't tell anyone! I swear!
Good. Then you're the only loose end.
[Supergirl grunts]
[Gilbert Halstrom whimpering]
You can scream now, if you want.
[Gilbert Halstrom screaming]
[Supergirl screams]
[Supergirl panting]
Hmm. I've never fully understood the mechanics of dreams. I don't have them myself.
Well, this one's doing a number on my ceiling, and Pa Kent's getting tired of patching it.
I will say this. What I saw was far more linear than ordinary dream logic. But it didn't seem like a memory either. It was inconclusive.
You mean... I might actually have done these things?
I'm sorry. I just don't know.
Don't listen to this guy, everything's conspiracies with him.
Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.
Reaching back to ancient Egypt, there's been a single cabal of powerful individuals directing the course of human history. But the common man prefers to believe they don't exist, which aids their success.
[reading newspaper clippings] Global warming, military upheavals in the third world, actors elected to public office...
The spread of coffee bars, germs outpacing antibiotics, and boy bands? Come on! Who would gain from all this?
Who indeed?
These weren't just dreams, they felt like they really happened!
I dunno, I've had some dreams that felt mighty real. [glances over his shoulder at Black Canary] There was this one the other night... [eats a French fry thoughtfully]
Hold your horses! No one asked for more help. This whole trip might just prove the kid shouldn't eat nachos before bed.
Peanut butter sandwiches.
How did y- what, do you go through my trash?!
Please... I go through everyone's trash.
So I think that answered everything.
A little too well.
Does everything have a sinister motive in your world?
Yours too, you just don't know it.
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