He asked you a question!
GKGeneral Kwan
Don't answer him! That's classified inform-
[picks him up] I've just about had it with you guys! You've got 'til the count of five. One... FOUR... [her eyes start to glow]
I'd speak up if I were you.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So what's the plan?
I shove these carbon rods in the robots reactor, that should stop it.
I gotta say that's not much of a plan, if you get that close the heat will fry you.
I know.
But--
If this doesn't work, contact the League, they'll know what to do next.
Captain.
[Green Arrow shakes hands with Captain Atom]
So, aren't you gonna give me the "you did good" speech?
You're headstrong, unprofessional and reckless. If you ever jeopardize yourself or your teammates again by running off half-cocked without a battle plan, I will personally see to it that you are kicked out of the League, I don't care who your cousin is. [He turns and begins to leave] And incidentally, you did good.
You sure he's gonna be okay?
He should be. J'onn's team picked him up right after it happened, so he didn't lose much of his energy.
At least he got a new suit out of it. So aren't you gonna give me the "you did good" speech?
You're headstrong, unprofessional and reckless. If you ever jeopardize yourself or your teammates again by running off half-cocked without a battle plan, I will personally see to it that you are kicked out of the League. I don't care who your cousin is. And incidentally? You did good.
Huh.
[Showers/locker room area]
Well, if it isn't the monster-killer.
I was lucky. So was everybody else. Still don't think I belong up here.
That's the point. Someone like you will keep us honest.
Gee, Bats, I don't know. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good radiation burn as much as the next guy, but I don't think...
[Loses his train of thought as he sees Black Canary across the room, pulling up her boots.]
So...see you soon?
You just might.
Come on!
GKGeneral Kwan
I told you to stay away!
Hey, I'm just trying to help!
GKGeneral Kwan
I told you before the situation is completely under con--
Looks like I just can't help boarding in.
There's some people at the cliff.
I'll try to drain it.
Go! Go!
There was too much energy.
Well, there's always the low tech way.
Lantern!
I'll worry about that.
So, what's the plan?
I shove these carbon rods into the robot's reactor. That should stop it.
I gotta say, that's not much of a plan. If you get that close, the heat'll fry you. :Captain Atom: I know.
But--
If this doesn't work, contact the League. They'll know what to do next.
Captain.
Try to distract it.
Roger. Hey! Butane breath!
[Captain Atom screams]
[Captain Atom screams]
Say "ah," dirt bag.
VEVan-El
What's this one, Grandpa? And this! Whoa! Where'd you get--
JEJor-El
One minute, Van. Something's bothering you.
KEKal-El
Here. And here. And here.
JEJor-El
A series of mild tremors. Not unusual. I don't see what--
KEKal-El
Something's wrong, Dad. Something's going to happen. I can feel it in--
JEJor-El
Oh, so you're a scientist now.
KEKal-El
Dad.
JEJor-El
Do I have to remind you about a certain prediction of my own? Made, I'm embarrassed to say, when you were only a few days old. I announced to the world that Krypton was going to explode, and it took me years to salvage my reputation.
KEKal-El
But maybe you were right. Maybe-- Maybe I've just been working too hard.
JEJor-El
The past is dead. Focus on the feature.
VEVan-El
Can we go up to the roof, Grandpa?
KEKal-El
Somebody wants to see my macroscope.
JEJor-El
Go on up with your father, Van. I'll be along in a few minutes.
VEVan-El
Let's go.
KEKal-El
It's not right.
Yes, that's it. Fight it, Clark. Fight it. Fight it.
[On Krypton; Kal-El is with his son Van-El on the roof of his father's lab, as Van looks through a telescope]
VEVan-El
Dad! [The ground shakes] Dad? You've gotta look at thi-- [Sees Kal-El's troubled expression] What's-- What's the matter? Why are you--
KEKal-El
Van, when you were born, it was the happiest day of my life. When I first saw your beautiful little face, your tiny fingers squeezed my hands so tight, like you never wanted to let go. I've watched every step, every struggle... I've... but, Van...[eyes begin to water] Oh, Rao, help me. But I don't think you're real. I don't think any of this is real.
VEVan-El
Don't say that, Daddy. Please, you're scaring me... [hugs his father]
KEKal-El
No, no, I don't wanna scare you, Van. You are everything I ever wanted in a son. This... this is everything I ever wanted in a life. But I've got responsibilities, Van. And... I... have to... go now.
[Hugs his son as Krypton begins to tear itself apart, and kisses him on the forehead]
VEVan-El
[Tearful] Daddy...
KEKal-El
I promise you... I'll never forget.
[Krypton explodes]
Yes!
Do you have any idea what you did to me?!
I fashioned a prison that you couldn't leave without sacrificing your heart's desire. It must have been like tearing off your own arm.
Bruce. [Crawls over towards him]
[Holding Superman in the air by the neck and head] Happy birthday, Kryptonian. I give you... oblivion.
Burn! [ignites Mongul with heat vision, who screams out in pain]
[Seeing the Black Mercy on Batman] Hera, no.
You know, for a moment there, I almost believed you were going to kill me. How stupid of you to hesitate like that. Not a mistake I'll make, I can assure you.
Excuse me. But I think this is yours. This... This was your birthday present. A new breed of rose called the Krypton, but--
Don't worry about it. I promise you, I'll never forget.
[Mongul is ensnared by the Black Mercy]
I wonder what he's seeing.
Whatever it is, it's too good for him.
[The camera draw closer to Mongul's beaten face, who's trying to give a small, satisfied smile while low sounds of screams and explosions are heard in background]
You should have stayed in whatever happy fantasy the Black Mercy granted you.
Happy??! Do you know what I've lost?! What I've--
[All the adults have been banished from the Earth, courtesy of Mordred.]
MMordred
This better be worth it, mother. I mean it.
If the legends are true, it will be.
MMordred
You've been saying stuff like that for, like, centuries. Nothing ever changes.
Everything's changed. Except you, Mordred. And that's because I want you to still be young when I give you your kingdom.
MMordred
I want to be king now! 'What's this thing?' 'Another stupid charm?'
It's the amulet of first magic. The source of all Earthly sorcery.
MMordred
Hmm. Shiny.
Be ready, Mordred.
At last. Mordred, give that to me.
MMordred
Why should I?
Silly child, you're not...
MMordred
Not what? Ready? Or big enough or old enough? 'None of that matters, mother.' 'Cause now, I'm strong enough.
Mordred!
[Morgaine Le Fay gasps]
MMordred
I'll have my kingdom and without anyone telling me what to do. I never want to see you or anyone older than me ever again.
No!
BBlockbuster
Pound their heads!
Pound your own.
CCopperhead
I won't go down easy.
Sure, you will. Guess that's a wrap. Sorry. Been hanging out with Flash too much.
CCopperhead
It was Judgment Day! And we got sent to the bad place! THE BAD PLACE!
CCheetah
[slaps him] Snap out of it, Copper.
Yeah, calm down. We're probably just in another dimension.
CCopperhead
[sarcastic] Oh, is that all?
I don't see any children.
That's because a child is responsible.
Morgaine Le Fay.
I mean you no harm.
My son Mordred has wrought this treachery, banishing all adults to this shadow realm. Even me, his own mother. And after I spent millennia feeding him, bathing him, preparing him to be king... where did I go wrong?
You're a sorceress. Can't you just undo his spell?
No. He's got the amulet of first magic. He's too powerful. But if we all work together..
You want us to defeat your own son?
So don't trust me. Let him rule the world and all your children. Here we will stay. Forever.
But what can we do? We're stuck here, aren't we?
Not exactly. The spell only banishes adults.
I don't like where this is going.
It's the only way.
We have to do it.
[[John Stewart exhales]
Excellent.
[Morgaine Le Fay speaking foreign language]
[Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern have been turned into children.]
This better be temporary.
You sound weird, Whoa. So do I!
[Grinning at being the tallest] I kind of like this.
[to Green Lantern] What's the matter?
I wore glasses as a kid. Guess I need them again. [large, square, green glasses appear on his nose] Wow! I didn't even try to make these!
[Superman cracks up]
I hope not.
[Green Lantern strains and morphs the glasses into a mask]
Cool!
[smacks him] Will you stop messing around? We gotta find Mordred!
Bet the little punk's in there! [runs towards the castle. Green Lantern, Superman, and Wonder Woman all quickly overtake him by flying] It's not a race!
[Kid Batman is having trouble with a guard, Kid Wonder Woman punches it in the leg, causing it to shatter, then catches Kid Batman as he falls.]
You okay, tough guy?
Let go, I'm fine! [Stalks away, pouting]
[The group is thrown into a dungeon; a toddlerized Etrigan comes out.]
Etrigan?
[Etrigan burps fire and is caught by Superman.]
[to Superman] Don't hurt him!
[being bitten by Etrigan] Tell him that!
Etrigan! You stop right there. I mean it! You naughty monster. Bad, bad, Etrigan. [Etrigan starts to cry. Wonder Woman picks him up] Hey little guy, it's okay, I won't hurt you.
You've got to be kidding.
He's just a baby. [Burps Etrigan] That's all he needed.
[sniffs] Aww man, that ain't all she needs.
Now that is a job for Superman.
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