Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under fifty.
I'm not scary! Am I scary?
A little.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under fifty.
I'm not scary! Am I scary?
A little.
Can we just drop it, please? I'm not looking for anything more than a friend.
Why? Don't you have enough on Facebook? Besides, don't you want someone real, someone you can, I don't know, scratch and sniff?
Hi girls. Oh, what smells so good?
Garlic bread. Want some?
I can't. God, I miss food. Eat some butter for me, will you?
Spencer, our family doesn't handle imperfection very well.
Okay, I need to ask you guys something, and I need you to be totally honest with me...Is this side of my face fatter than this side?
I don't know when this war between us got started, Melissa, but can't it just be over? I'm only sixteen, and I'm tired.
I feel like the poster child for poor judgement.
I think we're supposed to go to where we found Ali's bracelet.
That was in the middle of nowhere.
Actually, it was fifteen steps east of the half-point tree, which is 136 steps from the main road.
You're a freak, and I love you.
Oh, that cast! That's - that's, like, for a broken leg. That won't keep you from wearing heels, will it?
Just for a little bit.
Ali may have done some psycho things, but she would never do anything tacky.
We have to be really careful
I've been careful. Remember, careful made you unhappy.
You don't make me unhappy! You totally mess me up, and I feel miserable sometimes, but you don't make me unhappy.
I'm not afraid of Toby.
You're afraid of something. I can see it in your eyes. Now, what is it?
I'm afraid of you and Mom.
Why are you afraid of us?
Because I'm not who you think I am.
You're Emily Fields, my little girl...
It's not that simple.
Emmy -
I'm gay. I'm gay.
[about Aria and Ezra's relationship] Part of me thinks this is really self-destructive behavior, but most of me just thinks it's really hot.
[about replacing the sticker on Hanna's cast] This time, why don't you try something mellower, like 'Save the Planet?'
Hey, there were not a lot of choices okay? It was either Humpty Dumpty or 'Jesus is coming, look busy.'
[In a flashback]
I only kill when we need food...and when I'm bored.
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